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Postby Mathochism » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:27 am

That game was absolutely worth the money.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:44 am

i'm compelled to buy it
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:52 pm

I really want to buy it
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Postby iamabadman » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:40 pm

im poor

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:38 pm

bertoncini got caught cheating again lol

explore me twice, shame on me, explore me three times, shame on you
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:40 pm

What happened now?

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:44 pm

apparently paul rietzl caught him drawing from the bottom of his library. there's a facebook post about it on paul rietzl's FB but i don't have FB because i am an angry old man
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Postby imopen2 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:15 pm

I thought I would share what I witnessed at Grand Prix Phoenix this past weekend. I've seen a lot of crazy rumors on twitter and the internet, so out of fairness to Alex I think it makes sense to just get the facts out there.



In Round 12, I was easily defeated by the amiable Florian Koch at Table 41. Next to us, at Table 42, Chris LaVassaur was locked in battle with Alex Bertoncini. As I packed my deck, dice, and pen into my bag, Alex cast the spell Supreme Verdict, wiping Chris's board and leaving Chris with only Mutavault to attack Alex. I noticed that Alex had tapped three blue and one white mana for his Verdict, leaving up another white mana and Mutavault.



I immediately informed Alex that he needed two white for his Verdict and then started to walk away.



Although I don't know Alex personally, his reputation precedes him, so I decided to quickly check out Alex's hand to confirm that this was an
honest mistake. As soon as I walked behind him, I noticed the card he had at the front of his hand: Last Breath.



I sprinted to the head judge to let her know what I had witnessed and suggest that they pause the match and investigate. Although I don't know all the details of the on-site investigation, Alex was not assessed a penalty.



It's virtually impossible to prove intent in situations like this, but the combination of a simple board state, motive (the Last Breath vs. opposing Mutavault) and the player's reputation set off alarm bells in my head.



Unfortunately, I don't have information such as life totals, what game it was, or other context. And I made a critical mistake by not forcing the players to pause the match while I got a judge. My instinct was just to run to someone wearing a red shirt, and I followed it.



Please take two things away from this:

1. Protect yourself at all times and please don't be offended when your opponent does the same. Holding your
opponent to a high technical standard and calling judges for seemingly minor infractions doesn't mean you are accusing them of cheating. It's making the world a better place.

2. If you see something that doesn't look right, pause the match and find a judge. Don't let the players keep playing. I blew it, and I regret it.



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Postby iamabadman » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:41 pm

cheaters gonna cheat

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:45 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:52 pm

apparently twitter is making up a different story
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:53 pm

that sounds like when Alex cast cryptic command against me with 2 blue mana
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Postby Thrillho » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:14 am

I heard something with haste elvish visionary and supreme verdict and something else but admittedly this was off of seds twitter and also was literally just a picture of those cards

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:38 am

agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. YOU HOMOS

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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:39 am

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:08 am

burn the furries

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:53 pm

I heard something with haste elvish visionary and supreme verdict and something else but admittedly this was off of seds twitter and also was literally just a picture of those cards
this was Sam Black making an illegal play, different scenario that also got a lot of attention because people called him a cheater
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:56 pm

Though by all accounts it was an honest mistake
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:09 pm

Though by all accounts it was an honest mistake

If your in the cheaty mcCheatrrs club.

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:10 pm

Hey guys, ultimate warrior died.


Drugs will do that

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:07 pm

He cheated too

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Postby rezombad » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:34 pm

Though by all accounts it was an honest mistake

If your in the cheaty mcCheatrrs club.
He is.
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:45 pm

madding hacks mtgo

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:42 pm

His shuffler isn't rigged, ban him

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:20 pm

his cards are actually randomized to his benefit

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:35 am

>Plays dota with 3 other people

>random manages to against all logic fuck the game for us

Can safely say I have never had that happen to me in either dota or league

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:33 am

Xenphire outright talking shit to mtgs members because they don't like Kruphix.

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:35 am

Like yeah magic players are entitled babies but how is people saying a card sucks for constructed when ug is notoriously a hosed color combination in a thread discussing those cards the venue for that

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:35 am

+10 points for the "I am the person who founded mtgs" drop
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:37 am

It just wouldn't be mtgs without staff being passive aggressive hypocrites :stupid:

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Postby rezombad » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:30 am

Such lols. Very reported for trolling.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:46 am

Dial R for Raging faggot
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:49 am

Xenphire is the moderator MTGS deserves
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby rezombad » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 am

He started at ground zero, now he's here.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:57 pm

He started at the bottom then dug down

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Postby Stardust » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:58 pm

You're supposed to dig up, stupid.
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:01 pm

Xenphire is a shining paragon of what an MTGS user is broadly. He staffs over a public of whiny entitled children with an arsenal of whining and entitlement.

He has lived died and came back to life as the villain.

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:01 pm

He's an undead abomination. The MTGS lich.

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Postby Stardust » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:04 pm

His phylactery is in New York.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:09 pm

Holy fuck I am hungry


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