[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:01 pm

How fat are the swingers you're looking to attract?

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:22 pm

The bed, Dax. Get the bed.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:23 pm

very, they're swingers

lorddax · Postby **lorddax** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:45 pm

Looks like its a new bed, now to just find one at a reasonable price . . .

But before that FNM after not playing since prerelease!!!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:12 am

Dax, I love you and all, but I just can't take you seriously as a swinger without - at least - a 5 person hot tub.

Go make that happen and we'll see about getting you out of the shame hole.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:21 am

LaZerBurn · Postby **LaZerBurn** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:22 am

I just saw 300 Rise of an Empire at the IMAX, totally epic, highly recommended if you liked the first one!

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:05 am

There must've been only like, three inches of water in that pool to begin with.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:27 am

Half hour until I GTFO of work. Card binder and deck boxes spread all over my desk. Not even trying to conceal the fact that I don't give a shit right now.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:34 am

Good man. I had the same type of day.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:37 am

I burned myself with a laser cutter today.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:38 am

That's pretty bitchin'.

Though it must've hurt and I'm sorry to hear it.

But still.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:40 am

I'm fucking hardcore. I wasn't using it properly and I deserved it because I had my hand in there.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:41 am

I burned myself with a laser cutter today.

Fuck sake! I'm assuming since you're posting here it's not that bad? What were you cutting?

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:44 am

Paper stencils for screen printing numbers on jerseys. Getting ready for baseball season. A little piece I needed to keep was about to blow away and I reached in there to pick it up, and I got my finger in the way of the lens. instant second degree burn. But yeah, saying "I burned myself with a laser cutter" sounds worse than it is.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:46 am

Lucky man. Could have been a whole lot worse.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:49 am

I'm Vegeta.

Screw everybody else, this is your show. You’re not afraid to step on people to prove you’re the best. You will claw, scratch, viciously defeat everyone who stands in your way of glory. You’re all that and then some.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:17 am

Yo. I work in a bank. Today we had a huge system breakdown and electricity shortage.
When I started joking about Putin coming for our asses, some people were like "goddamnit, stop joking like that!" and generally panicking.
III World War gets into our heads I guess.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:19 am

I'm hanging out in South Korea. Anything that happens we blame on Kim Jong Un throwing a temper tantrum.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:28 am

Shit is hard.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:40 am

Shit is hard.

You should try eating more fiber.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:05 am

Ha ha Kait. You one funny motherfucker.

Also, noticing a lot of new users. Z's tshirt?

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:06 am

Ha ha Kait. You one funny motherfucker.

Not sure if mistake or insult.

Midnight_v · Postby **Midnight_v** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:12 am

Huh quick reply failed me

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:16 am

Ha ha Kait. You one funny motherfucker.
Not sure if mistake or insult.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:21 am

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:22 am

look at all the fucking water that's just fucking sloshed out of the thing...lol

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:22 am

Christ I need to diet.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:23 am

Any non-low carb diets (I'm T1 Diabetic, low carb is dangerous, no carb is impossible) you guys would recommend?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:26 am

Christ diet. What's that, nothing but water you turn to wine?

I never tried it, but it sounds as hard as the Christ workout. I've never done so many hanging exercises for so long.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:30 am

Seriously, any diet you can stick to should work, but it's not just about calorie intake. You have to keep active enough to burn off the calories you eat.

Count them, try to keep to 2000 calories per day. Then do a bunch of body weight exercises every other day.

GoblinWarchief · Postby **GoblinWarchief** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:34 am

Went at fnm modern tonight , but i arrived late and wasn't able to play. After the tournament a group of friends start opening born of the gods booster packs in hope to find brimaz. After more or less 10 packs of shit, i open a pack for myself and brimaz is there

It is the second i open (technically the third, but one was in a pack that one of my friends bought and i opened for him) . I feel like in every set there is a single card i tend to find a lot of times. Most of the times it is a shit , but in return to ravnica was deathrite shaman (found like 5 of them) and now seem to be brimaz.
And it's not like i buy a lot of packs, i avoid buying them because i know it is a waste of money.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:14 am

Any non-low carb diets (I'm T1 Diabetic, low carb is dangerous, no carb is impossible) you guys would recommend?

I lost a shit load of weight going vegan for a year and a half (over 70lbs). It's not too hard, but you do end up spending a lot of time reading labels.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:25 am

Any non-low carb diets (I'm T1 Diabetic, low carb is dangerous, no carb is impossible) you guys would recommend?

Go paleo. Forsake your bread.

Seriously, I've lost about 45 lbs just loosely following this jazz.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:26 am

Fill in your carb needs with sweet potatoes.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:39 am

I can't really, dangerous for diabetics. You can have uncounterable low blood sugars that land you in a coma if you have no sugars stored in your liver.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:39 am

I can certainly eat less carbs, but I can't eliminate them.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:45 am

Hence the vegan suggestion.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:58 am

Hence the vegan suggestion.

I like meat, and I don't think we're meant to life without it.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:02 am

Then you're stuck with count your calories and work out.

Staying in good shape isn't easy or convenient. Sorry.

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