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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:57 pm

The 1st annual Doctors Entering Respected medical Positions (DERP) Awards mafia has begun!

This game uses flavor from various fictional doctors, is for 9 players, and runs the following Setup:

2 Mafia Goons
1 Doctor
1 Weak Doctor
1 CPR Doctor
1 Paranoid Doctor
1 Quack Doctor
1 Naive Doctor
1 Nurse

(flavor will have no bearing. I will assign roles randomly after assigning you all your characters)

-Every player who is a Doctor is not told which version they are, and will be revealed as "Doctor"
-Doctors who protect only stop a single nightkill
-Weak Doctor dies if it targets a Mafia Goon (and isn't protected themself)
-CPR Doctor saves their target from a nightkill, but if the player isn't actually targeted for a nightkill, the CPR Doctor kills them instead.
-Paranoid Doctor is the functional
equivalent of a Jailkeeper
-Quack Doctor kills their target instead of protecting them, the functional equivalent of a Vigilante
-Naive Doctor does nothing at all
-Nurse becomes the role of the first Doctor to die.

-Endgame Ruling: Mafia win when they control 50% of the town, regardless of whichever Doctor(s) are still alive.

*As an aside, the game will not fire for a few days, regardless of when we fill, I will be giving CM's game some time to get going.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:57 pm

Signups are open.

When you /in please include; how many games you are currently in and your favorite cartoon doctor or the cartoon doctor that describes you best.

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2. WitchHunt
3. Stardust
4. DroppinSuga
5. Captain Murphy
6. Wraith223
7. Lord_Mcdonalds
8. ( G_R )
9. Kawaiimarudesu weaboo extraordinaire

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1. rcwraspy

/nerd
1. rednihilist
2. hamfactorial
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Postby imopen2 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:19 pm

/in as Doctor Tran
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:55 pm

Oh God a role character UPick??

I wasn't going to but now I'm going to yesss

/in as Dr. Franken Stein.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:58 pm

Your choices will be taken into consideration, and are not guaranteed.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:01 pm

I demand my character or I'll quote my role PM in my first post

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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:06 pm

there.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:07 pm

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:08 pm

Ohey, this have plurality lynch or no?
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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:11 pm

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Postby WitchHunt » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:56 pm

/in, Dr. Krieger.
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Postby Stardust » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:03 am

/in as Dr. Henry Killinger.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:25 am

/in as Doogie Howser
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:15 am

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Postby RedNihilist » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:39 pm

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:53 pm

/in as Dr. Dre
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
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Postby Wraith223 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:02 am

/in as Dr. Gregory House. I can't think of any cartoon docs and don't want to be associated with any as I don't watch much cartoons.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:11 am

I'll in but only if you confirm that the weak doctors of a std due to a lack of condom use.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:12 am

/in Dr. Nick
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Postby rezombad » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:13 am

I'll in but only if you confirm that the weak doctors of a std due to a lack of condom use.
It may come up
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Postby rcwraspy » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:28 am

looks like you just need 1 more slot. Put me down as a last resort - only if you need me to fire it.
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Postby rezombad » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:29 am

I'll probably wait until tomorrow in that case.
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Postby rezombad » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:28 am

Any more interest?
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Postby rezombad » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:04 pm

There's still one spot open if anyone wants to join, roles and everything will be sent out around 2am EST (7am UTC)
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Postby imopen2 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:47 pm

I'll play two roles. Just make me both goons or two doctors
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
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Postby rezombad » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:54 pm

rcwraspy said he'd fill the last spot. I'm not worried.
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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:50 pm

yeah I want to give someone else the opportunity since I get a bit confused with 2 games at once but I'm happy to fill the last spot if needed.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:53 pm

yeah I want to give someone else the opportunity since I get a bit confused with 2 games at once but I'm happy to fill the last spot if needed.
Sup bro. I'm in nine over three sites. Get in the pool.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:03 pm

/in as Dr. Julius No.
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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:05 pm

yeah I want to give someone else the opportunity since I get a bit confused with 2 games at once but I'm happy to fill the last spot if needed.
Sup bro. I'm in nine over three sites. Get in the pool.
Are you in law school at the same time? And working full time? (although that's about to end)
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:19 pm

weaksauce raspy...
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Postby rcwraspy » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:23 pm

weaksauce raspy...
lulz

Since GR took the last spot you can put me on /replace
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:47 pm

yeah I want to give someone else the opportunity since I get a bit confused with 2 games at once but I'm happy to fill the last spot if needed.
Sup bro. I'm in nine over three sites. Get in the pool.
Are you in law school at the same time? And working full time? (although that's about to end)
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Postby rezombad » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:00 am

roles being randomized and pms going out.
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