[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:51 am

But yeah, cfb player with a pay raise over here

Congrats, yo. Raises are good.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:51 am

I always drafted the Firstblades in the RTR block. It's amazing how many times I see it passed off even after the 7th person.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:53 am

I picked up a set of foil Firstblades Saturday afternoon for about a dollar. The store owner went to hand them to me, stopped and said, "What the fuck are you planning on doing with these?"

Seriously, that's exactly what he said.

If your answer was anything other than "cock slapping bitches", you're doing it wrong.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:54 am

i respect shaheen soorani more than i do most players. what is his mtgo handle?

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:05 am

I'm required to wear the CFB shirt at future events though.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:06 am

tell all your cfb friends to follow our poor pathetic twitter

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:07 am

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:23 am

Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:59 am

streaming: twitch.tv/xilezatl

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:02 am

Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

Tattoos are for wimps.

Real men brand themselves.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:03 am

I'm required to wear the CFB shirt at future events though.

And use their sleeves? Lol

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:04 am

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:04 am

Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

He's hulking up!

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:24 am

Zem should just tattoo on his forehead: D2R, FoS, Free $20 bet at LuckyCasino.com

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:34 am

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:35 am

Zem should just tattoo on his forehead: D2R, FoS, Free $20 bet at LuckyCasino.com

I am down for my first tattoo in two weeks, might as well put the GP money to good use.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:35 am

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

>:)

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:36 am

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?
Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.

That would be pretty sweet. Anything preventing you from wearing a DtR branded bandanna like an Aussie Rambo?

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:44 am

Moar liek Viashino Flame Javelin amirite

It's actually even better than that.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:45 am

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?
Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.
That would be pretty sweet. Anything preventing you from wearing a DtR branded bandanna like an Aussie Rambo?

Only my own inherent sense of style.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:45 am

Tatoo on a dick that says DTR and when you get erected it goes all the way into Dies To Removal Is Your Best Source of MTG Knowledge and Terrible Dick Jokes.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:49 am

you're alright yarpus

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:53 am

you're sarcastic kait

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:55 am

i am

but a dtr erection into dies to removal is a joke that only happens once in a lifetime

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:01 am

I have my moments.
My parents kept me for some reason.

Also, there's a chance that I'll live in a flat with spanish guy called Miguel.
I'll never be able to bang a chick in my lifetime unless I'll change my name into Hidalgo and hire low-budget espaniol/mexican musican to make a guitar jingle whenever someone says my new name.
I blame my parents for giving me jewish name (David). These tend to look good only on payrolls.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:15 am

Firstblade reminds of kicking all forms of ass with Inner-Flame Acolyte back in lorwyn days. It was completely unrespected then, and her successors inherent the same. Of course people also think that viashino sandstalker is terrible, so what do you expect?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:16 am

sandstalker saw some play back in the day

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:21 am

I ran Archwing Dragon vs UW tapout control, so I support the "janky creature > u" mindset when appropriate.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:24 am

sandstalker saw some play back in the day

Some, but most people thought he was terrible. My friends couldn't figure out how I was winning with "jank like that" maindeck.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:26 am

Look forward to seeing Zem in action again.

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:28 am

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

Any chance I can wire you some money and get you to look for some anime sleeves for me too? ;P

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:47 am

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.
Any chance I can wire you some money and get you to look for some anime sleeves for me too? ;P

What are you looking for specifically?

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:53 am

I'm using Guy Fawkes mask sleeves for nekusar at the moment, and a surprising number of players have no idea what it's reference to. If they had never made a movie and it was just the comic that would be one thing, but seriously? Then again I am the only person that plays at that shop that is berween the ages of 22 and 40, so it might be a problem of demographics.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:54 am

That's the anonymous guy, amirite?

trolololol

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:34 am

When I lived in the UK, I was perplexed by Guy Fawkes Day.

Why doesn't America have a Bin Laden Day?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:41 am

Poor comparison.

Guy Fawkes wanted to change the government. He was a terrorist from the inside. A revolutionary.

Bin Laden is wanted to destroy the government. He was a terrorist from the outside. An anarchist.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:45 am

Timothy Mcveigh Day?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:54 am

Do you know what Guy Fawkes Day celebrates?

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:01 am

That the foiled a terrorist plot. I guess the ones I mentionex were not foiled.

Any examples of terrorists who were foiled worth celebrating? Not voming to me.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:03 am

Any examples of terrorists who were foiled worth celebrating? Not voming to me.

The entire South?

Dies to Removal

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