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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:21 pm

This one's for you, Morph!
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Postby Helios » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:25 pm

I think the Jace art looks fine. He has the gravitas of a Cold War politician trying to keep the balance between Soviet Russia and the US, which is what he essentially is.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:27 pm

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Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:31 pm

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I read this backwards twice wondering why it didn't make any sense.

This is your mind on manga.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:32 pm

it doesn't make much sense reading it the right way either
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Postby Purp » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:36 pm

Makes no sense
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:39 pm

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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:46 pm

Not a Zelda fan, Purp?
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:52 pm

if meant = mean then it makes more sense
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:53 pm

but hey it's hard to proof-read 3 lines of dialogue
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Postby Purp » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:57 pm

I was a manager at Gamestop for 2 years and never played a single player game in my life..

Wtf is casual?
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:00 pm

if meant = mean then it makes more sense
The comic is close to a decade old - I'm sure if the authors cared they'd have fixed it.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:01 pm

well I am gonna find them and they are gonna fix it
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:02 pm

Do it, Kait!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:04 pm

I was a manager at Gamestop for 2 years and never played a single player game in my life..

Wtf is casual?
Zelda = budg caj ?

This sphinx's revelation has put within me a deep depression
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Postby Purp » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:09 pm

My roommate explained it to me.

"In ocarnia of time, the first n64 game, there was a patch of grass outside of the shop in a neutral area that you could cut down with your sword. Each patch of grass cut would yeild 1 rupee, or "dollar" but if you cut them all down, the last patch had a 50 rupee. It was popular early grinding area because you could leave and come back and the grass would respawn."
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:12 pm

the hell's the matter with you
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Postby Purp » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:25 pm

what is zelda
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:28 pm

Is this real life?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:30 pm

sometimes the dream becomes reality
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:40 pm

In Ocarina of Time every house had tall grass outside with rupees in it and pots inside with rupees in them.

It's not exactly an inside joke - it's probably right below a Mario reference on the "gaming shit everyone knows" scale.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
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Postby TubeHunter » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:53 pm

is purp trying to obtain some hipster cred?
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:54 pm

It was like that in A Link to the Past, arguable the best Legend of Zelda game (and Super Nintendo game) ever.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:58 pm

I think they actually ask you how to obtain rupees on a Gamestop interview
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:04 pm

is purp trying to obtain some hipster cred?
That's like the opposite of hipster cred.

"I only played video games that were widely accepted by popular culture after it became cool."

Unless that's some new next-level hipster shit.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Jonnymagic » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:17 pm

As a person with the Hyrule shield tattooed on my body (with my wife and daughter's name in it to be more acceptable), I approve of rupies.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:18 pm

Troll in the dungeon
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:23 pm

As a person with the Hyrule shield tattooed on my body (with my wife and daughter's name in it to be more acceptable), I approve of rupies.
you'd think someone with the Hyrule shield tattooed on their ass would know how to spell rupee

i hope that's not your daughters name
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:29 pm

Hylian shield*

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Postby Jonnymagic » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:40 pm

My daughter's name is Zoe. She also approves of them. I wish I was as cool as the guy who beat his girlfriend's ex-husband with Link's sword, but we can't all be rockstars.
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:49 pm

I wish I was as cool as the guy who beat his girlfriend's ex-husband with Link's sword...
Ditto.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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I love the D...

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Postby Helios » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:50 pm

I just finished a huge project at work *pats on back*.

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Postby Purp » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:26 pm

I grew up playing computer games competitively... CAL-I cs 1.6 then moved to vCoD then CoD:UO then went pro in Halo 2 then went pro in Shadowrun. Then in JR yr of high school i discovered money and hoes and never looked back.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:41 pm

Disregard video games, acquire boats 'n hoes.
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:50 pm

From bits to bitches.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby rcwraspy » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:51 pm

From bits to bitches.
Putting che in the middle is really important.

Viva la revolucion!
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Postby redthirst » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:56 pm

Dat Purp mental image:

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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:10 pm

Ahem. I believe there was talk of anime girls?
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Postby DocLawless » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:12 pm

Jesus, when I was a kid the only competitive video gaming there was were the Nintendo World Championships.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:12 pm

You guys are a religious cult. You flock to the teachings of a man-who-would-be-pirate-king (Zem), hoping to find guidance and knowledge. You have secret deliberations in your private thread and are governed by an ominously-titled "inner council."

Next thing you know, you're planning a "clan get-together" masquerading a mass suicide.
:fixed:

Show some respect.
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