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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:26 am

we found out my son is allergic to ranch dressing. he broke out in hives today after eating some ranch with his chicken tenders

time for a post natal abortion
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:31 am

time for a post nasal drip
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:39 am

time for a post natal abortion
One of the better lines I've heard in a while.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:40 am

i hate that
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:43 am

deal with it magumbo
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:03 am

fukk yoo
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:05 am

as i lay to go to bed i give the world great news. Age of mythology is coming to steam
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Postby Captain Murphy » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:26 am

fuck yes
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you
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Postby rezombad » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:38 am

Now make him eat the component parts of ranch to find out what hes allergic to.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here
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Postby ( G_R ) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:32 am

That sounds like a great idea. :uhh:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:41 am

what could possibly go wrong?
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Postby imopen2 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am

I know someone who is allergic to chicken
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am

iridium: a fucking retard.
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Postby imopen2 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 am

like wtf
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am

bitches be trippin
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am

Hard core.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 am

Hey! I'm neither of those.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 am

never said you were
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Postby Neo Metal Sonic » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 am

Heya Manders, what's up?
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 am

There are many different kinds of bitches in this world

some pack themselves sauerkraut, some pack sausage

Some try and pack both, fail and end up mutilating their sausage or sewing their sauerkraut together to look like sausage
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 am

I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world

or more mindless blathering
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:04 am

never said you were
*AHEM*
bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
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Heya Manders, what's up?
Not much! How's it going with you?

[quote="Lord_Mcdonalds » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:59 pm":
1f1wz5qz]I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world

or more mindless blathering[/quote]
Mindless blathering.
Definitely.
Definitely mindless blathering.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:05 am

sauerkraut and sausage can coexist peacefully
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:06 am

Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:06 am

sometimes you can mix sausage in sauerkraut, a 2 for 1 even.

This metaphor is definitely going places, I can feel it
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:07 am

I'm sauerkrautist as fuck.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:07 am

Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.
Used to go to high school with a guy who would yell "SHUT UP YOU NAZI JEW BASTARD" without a single shred of irony.

Also would routinely threaten to show me his stomach multiple times..not sure why exactly.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:09 am

He probably had a six pack and thought that made him superior to all other males.

Lunkhead.
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:10 am

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:10 am

That guy was basically a mexican golf ball in appearance
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:11 am

mexican golf ball with a manga or comic book plastered to his face
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.

at least one
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Postby Neo Metal Sonic » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am

Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am

Are you, Kaze?
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:16 am

We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished. :p
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Postby Manders » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:26 am

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.
I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.

at least one
That person is an oxymoron, then. :p
Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?
Just enjoying my night off work!
We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished. :p
You fucking bully. :p
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:29 am

We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished. :p
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