Damn it Dechs

[Jivanmukta]

Now I need to make an acct here. What an asshole.

[Helios]

The Spirit of EDH cometh.

[redthirst]

Look at all these goddamned casuals.

[Jivanmukta]

Look at all these goddamned casuals.

Love you also.

[redthirst]

Good. We need more goddamned casuals so I'm not just talking to myself in the EDH forums all the time.

[Kazekirimaru]

EDH. Like anyone actually plays that.

[Jivanmukta]

Non-EDH. Like anyone actually plays that.

Fixed so you're less wrong.

[Kazekirimaru]

I don't even see the replay value in such a one-dimensional format.

[redthirst]

He said describing the most wide-open format in Magic.

[Kazekirimaru]

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.

[redthirst]

You don't have to play durdlie decks, you know? I think my meta takes about 20-40 minutes to play an average 4-6 player game.

[Kazekirimaru]

Nah. EDH is stupid and anyone who plays it is stupid for liking it.

[redthirst]

Counterargument: fuck you Kaze.

[redthirst]

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys' butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.

[Dechs Kaison]

Sorry Jivan.

But hey, welcome to another place to spread your Spirit.

[Jivanmukta]

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.

Proceed.

[Kazekirimaru]

umad?

[redthirst]

I'd like to call Khaospawn to the stand.

[Kazekirimaru]

EDH is all I've played since, like, July.

[Jivanmukta]

EDH is all I've played since, like, July.

And the awful truth spews forth.

[Kazekirimaru]

Yep. Get trolled, bro.

Also, welcome. Happy to have you aboard.

[redthirst]

EDH is all I've played since, like, July.

Too late to try and plea bargain your way out of this one, villian.

[Kazekirimaru]

I swear on Angus Mackenzie I'm not the droid you're looking for.

[Khaospawn]

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys' butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.

It's true, your honor, this man is a funny smelling, fucking retarded Canadian faggot hipster doofus that eats poop while staring at the asses of little boys as they play in his front yard. I have had the displeasure of associating with him in my Clan, the Fires of Salvation, but I must admit that as the time wears on, the little scamp as grown on me. His Canadian-ness, like his
faggery, cannot be measured in ways that mortals are ever meant to understand. But as a member of the FoS, I harbor no ill-will towards him.

And it's true, your honor, that this man has no penis.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

[Khaospawn]

Also, what the fuck thread did I happen to wander in to?

[redthirst]

Heavy words, Khaos, as thought-provoking as it is true. We thank you for your testimony.

Next I'd like to hear from this community's pillar of morality: DroppinSuga.

[Alex]

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.

My Sygg deck has an average CMC of 5. So yeah...that's not very durdly.

[Stardust]

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.

My Sygg deck has an average CMC of 5. So yeah...that's not very durdly.

Are you implying 5 is a low number? 'Cause it's definitely not.

Average CMC is also a pretty bad measure of durdliness. Case in point: Any Salvaging Station deck ever.

[Alex]

Well, it's a blue white deck that can kill people on turn 4 sometimes and plays no countermagic. The point is just because EDH players build durdly decks doesn't mean that you have to.