The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[rezombad]

seduce their teia

none of that.

[rezombad]

cause them to draw 7 lands in a row after mulliganing to 5.

[rezombad]

we cannot be stopped.

[Kaitscralt]

necro their old threads... AGAIN

[Kazekirimaru]

flip their toilet paper rolls the opposite direction

[Kazekirimaru]

leave their fridge doors slightly open

[rezombad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4B4pC3B9ls

[Kazekirimaru]

break their expensive, leg-shaped lamp and then use up all the glue on purpose

[rezombad]

adjust their thermostats 2 degrees.

[Kazekirimaru]

get skrillex to poorly remix their favorite song

[rezombad]

change their sleep numbers.

[Kazekirimaru]

eat all their cereal and put the empty boxes back in their pantries

[rezombad]

pull the corner of their trash bags down into the trash.

[Kazekirimaru]

rub their favourite coats on the nearest fuzzy animal and then steal all their lint rollers

[rezombad]

drink all the milk except just enough to make them think there's enough for a bowl of cereal.

[Kazekirimaru]

offer to do their laundry and then neglect to separate the loads

[Kaitscralt]

seduce their threads

[Kazekirimaru]

replace all their large monetary bills with a comparable amount of singles

[Kaitscralt]

necro their teia

[Kazekirimaru]

have Madding write a poem about them that includes references they don't understand and mock them whilst they pretend to understand it

[Kazekirimaru]

seduce their necro

[Kaitscralt]

you're not being subtle enough

[Kaitscralt]

bring war upon their village

[Kazekirimaru]

kill all their first born children

[rezombad]

call down a plague of locusts

[Kazekirimaru]

turn the sea into blood

[Corruption Watch]

Originally posted by Ravager90 on MTGS

The only thing you gain from being in a relationship with a woman is sex.
While this might be true on a regular base before proposing and marrying, you will find out, that afterwards she will be far more unlikely to have sex with you and in the final step she will completely refuse to have sex with you.

She will sexually dry you out while still sucking out your wealth, your belongings and when there's nothing left your soul.

It gets even worse when you have kids. As a man you will always live under her opression, knowing if you start to fight she will just divorce and take whatever you have, your house, your car and your kids.

Leaving you with nothing.

It's best to stay away from them at all - Or pump them, afterwards dump em. Sex on a regular base is not worth the drama.

Troll warning. - Blinking Spirit[/color:
4zn0ps57]

Originally posted by abcabcabc339 on MTGS

You don't agree with him, so he is trolling.

Infraction for trolling -Senori

[Kaitscralt]

Gotta love that sweet sweet Senori.

[Mcdonalds]

Kaze, you aren't ravager per chance?

[Kaitscralt]

Someone run the IP on Ravager, see if it goes back to Kaze's parents house

[DroppinSuga]

It's Kaze's mom.

[rezombad]

I just overheard one old lady say to another, "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

[Kaitscralt]

lol

[rezombad]

Packers fucking asleep at the wheel today.

[Kaitscralt]

Good games so far

[rezombad]

It was a good game, Packers still goofed.

[rezombad]

I have faith in the panthers though.

[rezombad]

panthers v seahawks is gonna be a good game.

[DroppinSuga]

Seahawks baby

[Kazekirimaru]

Kaze, you aren't ravager per chance?

No, surprisingly.