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Postby **Stardust** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:17 pm

Just gotta say, there is nothing corrupt about shortbread cookies. No way.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:18 pm

Oh yeah, down with Scumbag, etc, etc.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:37 pm

Perhaps nothing innately corrupt, but have you analyzed them for foreign substances? I suggest quarantine until the matter can be resolved.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:58 pm

Don't worry, they are quite effectively quarantined by several layers of skin, muscle and stomach lining. Those cookies aren't getting out for at least 12 hours. Will advise.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:03 pm

I ate four more, just to be sure.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:37 pm

Quarantine the bathroom!

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:29 pm

They're back and oh my god are they corrupt. In a panic, I flushed. Hopefully their corruption doesn't find its way to some backwater MTG internet forum. If they do, I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:39 pm

They have resurfaced: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=30667

In related news, you've destroyed more of my notes

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