[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[redthirst]

So... we're blaring Zep the whole time, right?

[Khaospawn]

Damn right.

[Khaospawn]

Also, I think a live performance of Bohemian Rhapsody is in order

[redthirst]

I figured we'd be plenty drunk enough to bust it out around the third draft.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Or just in the actual tourney, it'd be hilarious.

Also, I'm afraid I can't really offer anybody a place to stay. I unfortuantly still live with the parentals.

[Wraith223]

3 virgins? We'll find that at a Magic tournament for sure.

Perhaps I should have been more specific...

I think most women worth redthirst's pain at fnm have been hunted to extinction, inbred, or shims. My have hunt them down and drag them to the cave.

Try finding a mid exspensive bar near a university that has Psychology, Anthropology, or serious book wurm degrees. These girls of said degrees seem to hate marriage and support an animal needs hypothesis. The more they lack emotion in conversations; the more they are quietly horny.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Hmm, as far as universities in Atlanta go, there's always GT, which could be a safe bet as far as chicks goes. Though if y'all are up for a very tiny bit of a trip, there's a community college up in Kennesaw with a lot of females of dubious morals.

[redthirst]

Raida, you should tell your dad to surprise your mom with a weekend trip for two to the mountains.

Wraith, yes, but those aren't likely virgins. Do not try and trick the beast with a spoiled sacrifice. If all I needed were willing bodies I could go to the Hispanic sections of town (I'm like catnip to Mexican chicks) but to find a virgin I'd have to creep around the middle schools.

[hamfactorial]

If you're just looking to bang some broads, find a feminist college. They are more aggressive and the short hair is lame, but they've spent a decade learning that casual sex is "empowering". They'll fuck you to get back at The Patriarchy (TM), and they all seem to have a fixation with anal.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Still won't work Red

But I am still looking foreword to this now...

[Wraith223]

Hmm, as far as universities in Atlanta go, there's always GT, which could be a safe bet as far as chicks goes. Though if y'all are up for a very tiny bit of a trip, there's a community college up in Kennesaw with a lot of females of dubious morals.

Had expieriance with community colleges...girls can be under age, and I caught one trying to go home with me. Have expieriance with detecting fake ID's and she had one.

Look for chicks with target age of 24-28. These are the semi correct ages for master's-doctoral degrees.

Ham is so right. Getting some is great, but from someone who may be a pro is...

[DocLawless]

I'm plotting the creation of swag. Give me a headcount of the people planning on going to the Atlanta event.

[redthirst]

Red leader: Go.

[RaidaTheBlade]

I'm gonna go! And khaos, red, and helios explicitly said that they plan to. Purp also lives in Atlanta, so we can proly count on him being less of a hermit then normal to come

[redthirst]

We need Purp's legitimacy!

[TubeHunter]

If you've ever played madden, and need a good laugh, please please check this out: http://www.sbnation.com/breaking-madden

[Khaospawn]

Red 5 standing by.

[DocLawless]

Okay, if it's under 10 people going to Hotlanta then PM me your shirt size and your address and I'll send you a Christmas present of clan representation to wear to the event.

They're free, so that carries a few caveats:
1) If you go and you don't PM me, you don't get a shirt.
2) I'm designing it myself in my free time, and I normally get paid $20/hr for this kind of thing, so I'm not taking requests.
3) One-color vector design, "Fires of Salvation" logo on the chest & your screen name on the back collar. (Or some other name on the back collar if you'd rather.) I'll run it past the thread for approval first.

[redthirst]

You do screen print shirts?

That would have been amazing to know back when we were trying to get an order together...

[hamfactorial]

Oh man, daggers! We tried really hard to get that together, but the economics were bad for such a small order.

[Khaospawn]

Silver-inlaid Daggers!

[hamfactorial]

Soylent Silver is humans!

[RaidaTheBlade]

Doc is quickly becoming one of my favorite members of this clan ;P

You are an awesome person, sir.

[DocLawless]

I do silkscreen prints, yeah. Technically I'm the sign maker but we print t-shirts in every other department here and I started in screen printing. So I can still do it.

Large runs are always going to be more economical just because the price per unit is lower as the quantity goes up. There is a flat rate charge for art, set-up, and screen charges per color per location, but after that the price breaks are few and far between. So if it's $20 for art & design, $15 per color for 4 colors on the chest, $30 setup and labor, that's $65 before you even add shirts. Four shirts at $6.50 a piece that comes out to $22.75 a shirt. If you want 100 shirts, price might break to $3 a shirt at that quantity and that's $3.65 per shirt.

That said, we have ways to make it more affordable to do small runs. CAD-cut heat applied vinyl, for example.

[redthirst]

ya doc.

I'll take one in Medium s'il vous plait. Need me to PM you any info?

[Khaospawn]

DocFlawless is my hero.

[DocLawless]

ya doc.

I'll take one in Medium s'il vous plait. Need me to PM you any info?

Just where to send it.

[zemanjaski]

There's got to be a joke in that exchange.

[Alex]

I wish I wore t-shirts.

[Purp]

I pretty much run this city. I design for a few bars in Buckhead in my free time (lots of bartender friends and used to bartend), I know where all the hoes be.

Also, being a designer I can help with shirt designs.

Born of the gods will be out too, I can't wait for a group of us to show up with the same deck and run the tourney.

[DocLawless]

There's got to be a joke in that exchange.

Redthirst wants a medium.

Something, something, can't take what he dishes out... That's a start. Somebody else finish it.

I wish I wore t-shirts.

What do you wear instead?

[Khaospawn]

I wish I wore t-shirts.

Sometimes Disney Princes need to go slumming. Wear a FoS shirt!

[hamfactorial]

I wish I wore t-shirts.

[Khaospawn]

Dresses?

[zemanjaski]

I'm a bit burned out on standard, looking forward to the new set. Who knew you could get tired of winning?

[DocLawless]

[zemanjaski]

IKR?

[zemanjaski]

I should handicap myself and play mono black.

[DocLawless]

You'd probably still win.

In fact, you'd probably beat someone else playing Pyro with it.

[Purp]

I'll be attending the Open in Nashville on Born of the Gods release weekend, hopefully we will get some red goodness spoiled early for testing.