Breaking Blathering 6

[Thrillho]

everyone i was hanging out with was so not on drugs saturday night that they passed out at 2 am and i was up until 5:30 using my single-mindedness to throw hundreds for 4+ IV riolu into wonder trade.

i repeated this two more times over the weekend with another hundred or so riolu and two boxes of gale wing fletchling.

i have 14 5-perfect riolu for trade and 3-4 5-perfect gale wing fletchling, as well as one 6-perfect one. i have still not matsuda bred a shiny but that will not impede me.

[Thrillho]

Pansage and Pansear are the international signs for "go fuck yourself" on Wonder Trade.

[Thrillho]

i have a bunch of 4-perfect japanese mons and a 4-perfect bold klefkey. some of the people on wonder trade are great a lot of them are just misguided.

i should probably wait to see if there's a shiny charm in this game before i try to continue matsudaing tho.

[Stardust]

a dead body is just trash. when i die, you can do whatever you want to me. bang me. cut me up. fill me with cream.

You know it's illegal to get composted? My dad wanted to write that into his will, but they wouldn't let him.

[Kaitscralt]

a dead body is just trash. when i die, you can do whatever you want to me. bang me. cut me up. fill me with cream.

i choose all 3

[iamabadman]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=542367


lolblades

[Stardust]

Once there was this guy who was pretty super horny, so he went to a whore house. He goes up to the counter and says, "Listen, I need a fuck, but all I've got is two dollars, a paper clip and an elastic band. What can you give me?"

The guy at the counter thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, I can hook you up. Last door on the left."

So he goes down the hall, finds the door, and walks in to see this horrific looking girl tied to the bed. Something has got to be wrong with her. Hair matted to her scalp, pale and clammy skin, sunken eyes... disgusting. Well, he thinks, you get what you pay for, so he undresses, hops on top and starts going at it.

Then her nose starts to run. No big deal, she's sick. Then the snot starts running down the side of her face. Oh God, just gotta get through this. It starts
to pool beside her head and the guy just can't take it anymore. He hops off, unsatisfied, and goes back to the front counter.

"Listen, that girl is seriously sick. Her nose was running all over the place."

"Ah, damnit," replies the clerk, then he calls to the back, "Hey Chuck! The dead one's full!"

[iamabadman]

corruption!

[Stardust]

corruption!

Where!

[Kaitscralt]

Ravarshi needs to get on that blades thread

[iamabadman]

corruption!

Where!

here!

Once there was this guy who was pretty super horny, so he went to a whore house. He goes up to the counter and says, "Listen, I need a fuck, but all I've got is two dollars, a paper clip and an elastic band. What can you give me?"

The guy at the counter thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, I can hook you up. Last door on the left."

So he goes down the
hall, finds the door, and walks in to see this horrific looking girl tied to the bed. Something has got to be wrong with her. Hair matted to her scalp, pale and clammy skin, sunken eyes... disgusting. Well, he thinks, you get what you pay for, so he undresses, hops on top and starts going at it.

Then her nose starts to run. No big deal, she's sick. Then the snot starts running down the side of her face. Oh God, just gotta get through this. It starts to pool beside her head and the guy just can't take it anymore. He hops off, unsatisfied, and goes back to the front counter.

"Listen, that girl is seriously sick. Her nose was running all over the place."

"Ah, damnit," replies the clerk, then he calls to the back, "Hey Chuck! The dead one's full!"

[Stardust]

No, don't worry, that was actually me posting, not Scumbag hax.

[iamabadman]

CORRUPTION!



necrophilia joke after a members family member has died is low

[imopen2]

I thought it was a joke about the poor service at whore houses

[Stardust]

Is it? Sorry. Can't imagine the hurt you're going through right now, and the last thing I want to do is add to that.

[DroppinSuga]

I thought it was the creme filling

[Stardust]

How about this one?


There was a guy who's girlfriend dumped him and he just couldn't get over it. Weeks later he was still depressed, and barely even left his house. His friends tried to cheer him up, but nothing seemed to work. Then, one day, a friend of his let him in on a little secret. "I wasn't sure if you'd be into this kinda thing, man, but when I'm feeling down, there's this whore downtown who can give you a blowjob while carrying on a conversation. Works every time."

After some convincing, the guy agreed to go see this girl. She looked decent, and was friendly enough that by the time the guy followed her into her room, he was already feeling better. She insisted on turning out the lights, then started giving him the best blowjob of his life, talking about how turned on she was the entire time - without missing a single syllable! The guy went back to see her the next day, and damn, did he feel
better.

A few days later the guy met up with his friend who asked how it went. "Great! It's amazing! Do you know how she does it, though?" The friend answered, "No, but I don't want to ruin a good thing, you know?"

A week went by and the guy just couldn't get over it. He'd seen this girl a few times since and just couldn't stop wondering how she managed it. So he made a plan. The next time he went to see her, once she was well and good into a conversation about rocket science, the guy jumped up and turned on the lights just in time to see he putting her glass eye back in.

[DroppinSuga]

That's wonderful.

[TubeHunter]

DroppinCompliments

[Stardust]

TubeHumour

[DroppinSuga]

Starpenis.

[Stardust]

DroppinTheball

[Kaitscralt]

DroppinPanties

[DroppinSuga]

Vaginadust?

[Stardust]

DryasSuga

[Thrillho]

And, finally, the only showpiece among my collection: A Paul Chen Practical Katana

[Thrillho]

As for bigger blades:

I have a machete, a Night Stalker, a Marine-issue Ka-Bar, a serrated katana, and Cloud's sword from Advent Children.

[Thrillho]

I have a gym bag full of military issue/military grade knives, machetes, etc. Probably 30 of them, scared the girl I'm in a relationship with when I pulled it out from under the bed one night.

[DroppinSuga]

I have a knife.

[Thrillho]

...and I just remembered that I have throwing knives, too.

[Thrillho]

i got a shitton of knives mothers fucker.
i got like half a dozen butter knives
i have like... a whole knife set
i have two or three boxes of steak knives

[Thrillho]

i actually do have a throwing knife from when i went to an anime con when i was 16 and first saw the sword seller booth AKA how those tables make 98% of their income

[Thrillho]

damn, magickware99 dropping knowledge:
I never quite understood the appeal behind knives or other bladed stuff.

Especially Japanese swords. I really do not understand why people think they're awesome.

[Thrillho]

It's not so much the sword as what it represents. Samurai are very popular and almost mythic figures to the imagination of the west.

As far as blades, unless you are a martial arts person or a hunter, Fire/EMS or someone who would use them practically, the appeal isn't obvious. I like them for their practical value, especially since the knife I always have with me (in my car) is specifically designed to help with an auto extrication.

[Thrillho]

there are so many mods posting in this thread about swords and how cool knives and swords are and why you wouldn't get why swords are cool and i cannot imagine these people speaking without a cloud of cheeto dust emanating from their mouths every time they speak

[imopen2]

Are you ok, kijin?

[Thrillho]

in this thread, iso confuses "things you need knives for" with "things that your hands do":
But, I disagree that practical appeal isn't obvious. Blades are very useful - opening packages, cutting off loose threads, things of that sort.

[Thrillho]

Are you ok, kijin?

i am continuing the storied gutter tradition of quoting posts from an MTGS thread without quote tags or context.

[rezombad]

in this thread, iso confuses "things you need knives for" with "things that your hands do":
But, I disagree that practical appeal isn't obvious. Blades are very useful - opening packages, cutting off loose threads, things of that sort.

I feel like we're getting close to a game of $100,000 pyramid with this post.

[Thrillho]

almost every one of these posts is like "i have this *military knife* and this *mock historical remake sword*" immediately followed by "and squall's gunsword from final fantasy 8"