Corruption Report: Day 16

[Stardust]

These forums are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the moderators will drown.

DroppinSuga has been banned. Heard rumours at the mill that he fought to protect me from banning, and was banned for his insolence. Replaced in his mafia games. Soon to be removed from his toxic position as News and Rumors mod. Not surprised by cold and heartless treatment of one of their own and Suga now nothing more than the last blood stained name on a long list of fallen challengers. My name will undoubtedly join his in the end, but for now, I remain ever watchful.

Did research into DroppinSuga's replacement, Captain Murphy. Unsure if he will make the final cut for News and Rumours, but the Captain is already a moderator, and therefore known to be corrupt. Though past is obscured by clouds, found Captain is former member of psychedelic rock band. Some
citical acclaim. Must wonder what momentary lapse of reason would cause a former celebrity to join this cesspit, wallowing as animals in their accumulated filth and saucers full of secrets. Drugs? Connection to kpaca evident. Likely when the Captain hit the wall, so close to meeting the piper at the gates of dawn, kpaca began to meddle. "Wish you were here" he would say, and once the Captain came to the dark side of the moon, once he had a taste of what true internet power felt like, he could not resist corruption's call. Even among moderators, there is no other word than pathetic.

[Stardust]

Onar's latest gimmick, 7qnaoki3u, began a raid today, targeting certain subforums of DTR. He will surely be banned, not unlike the raid-related bannings on MTGS, which just proves once again the hypocrisy of this scumbag administration. Regardless, it's good to see someone else fighting back at the corruption that plagues this forum.

EDIT: As expected, Onar was once again banned. Not only did they not notify the public of this banning, the moderators actually treated Onar as a common spambot, deleting his account entirely. Even during the MTGS civil war, no atrocities of this magnitude were ever committed. Appeals to internet criminal court may be warranted.