Breaking Blathering 6

[Tom Servo]

Yep, giant silver hams. Another point for me.

[Yannaria]

spam spam spam spam wonderful spam lovely spam

[Col. Khaddafi]

Well, it seems Stardust left. Clearly he doesn't share my enthusiasm for Super-Duplex steel

[Col. Khaddafi]

Wait wait wait wait, Stardust is the Sandwich artist right? I always confuse hime with an engineer

[Col. Khaddafi]

Goddamn, this memory of mine, no wonder he left, maybe I offended him

[Tom Servo]

I need stardust to teach me how to church up a french dip.

[rezombad]

Somos lideres na Europa no corte e transformação de chapa inox quarto e ligas de níquel.

[Yannaria]

Wait wait wait wait, Stardust is the Sandwich artist right? I always confuse hime with an engineer

he always puts Angle Dust on mine

[Col. Khaddafi]

are those your new mixing containers for your methamphetamine production

I broke bad the day Evil mods MTGSalvation banned me.

[Yannaria]

They banned you because you sold your share to Curse for 5000 dollars right

[DroppinSuga]

I sold Scumbag to curse for 3.50.

[Tom Servo]

Under the spreading chestnut tree
I sold you and you sold me
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree

[Stardust]

Now THAT'S a billet! Hoo-wee!

[Thrillho]

i bought a twerk queen hat and have no regrets.

are you going to make your girlfriend wear it while you fuck her

i'm giving it to whoever twerks the best at my party tomorrow or in lieu of the porkpie hat i bought for my costume when i get very drunk

[Thrillho]

Another new feature is the furthering of IV transfer. Previously, when the parent Pokémon had power items attached, it guaranteed the transfer of one of the IVs, while several IVs were guaranteed to pass down. However, as of X & Y, if you have one of the parents hold the Destiny Knot item, then 5 IVs total from either parent will be guaranteed to be transferred.

[Thrillho]

so does this mean if one parent has power __ and the other has destiny knot there's a 50/50 chance of getting a pokemon with 100% perfect IVs assuming one has 5 IVs you want and the other has the 6th?

[Tom Servo]

I want to eat pad thai until my neck bursts through my beard.

[Thrillho]

holy fuck serebii just cracked the code and froakie is a high-speed spiker jesus christ i'm dying

[Tom Servo]

so does this mean if one parent has power __ and the other has destiny knot there's a 50/50 chance of getting a pokemon with 100% perfect IVs assuming one has 5 IVs you want and the other has the 6th?

I just throw pokeballs at things

[rezombad]

The whole EV and IV system needs to be reworked into something better.

[Yannaria]

catch em all pokemon

[iamabadman]

holy fuck serebii just cracked the code and froakie is a high-speed spiker jesus christ i'm dying

he can be bred spikes?

[iamabadman]

i caught a poliwag with swift swim. perma weather gets a nerf but still dude

[Tom Servo]

If I ever get around to playing a new pokemon game, I'm going to completely ignore the EV and IV system like I always have.

[iamabadman]

also im pretty sure i found a damp rock after a battle

[rezombad]

Now that I know about it, I have to actively try to not min max. Because if I fall into my old ways I will spend days upon days breeding and breeding and hatching eggs and fucking fighting only litwicks or some shit.

[Tom Servo]

Now that I know about it, I have to actively try to not min max. Because if I fall into my old ways I will spend days upon days breeding and breeding and hatching eggs and fucking fighting only litwicks or some shit.

Yeah, I hate grinding levels and searching for rare pokemon enough as it is.

[iamabadman]

If I ever get around to playing a new pokemon game, I'm going to completely ignore the EV and IV system like I always have.

evs and ivs are only good for battle frontier/competitive battling, ingame anything works

[Thrillho]

holy fuck serebii just cracked the code and froakie is a high-speed spiker jesus christ i'm dying

he can be bred spikes?

LEVEL UP/MOVE RELEARNER SPIKES MOTHER FUCKER

[Thrillho]

Now that I know about it, I have to actively try to not min max. Because if I fall into my old ways I will spend days upon days breeding and breeding and hatching eggs and fucking fighting only litwicks or some shit.

i mean breeding is now officially almost impossible to fuck up and super training makes it so you just have to do dumb minigames instead of equipping 16 items and fighting litwick for two hours at a time. they went out of their way to make this version easy to pick up play and do normally complex things in from what it appears.

[Thrillho]

If I ever get around to playing a new pokemon game, I'm going to completely ignore the EV and IV system like I always have.

evs and ivs are only good for battle frontier/competitive battling, ingame anything works

as someone using the stoned psychic/cat thing i can verify this 600%

[Thrillho]

i caught a poliwag with swift swim. perma weather gets a nerf but still dude

!!!!

[Thrillho]

yeah tyranitar is almost reasonable and garchomp is also almost reasonable also a nerf on most of the standard beam/weather-accurate moves

[rezombad]

Now that I know about it, I have to actively try to not min max. Because if I fall into my old ways I will spend days upon days breeding and breeding and hatching eggs and fucking fighting only litwicks or some shit.

i mean breeding is now officially almost impossible to fuck up and super training makes it so you just have to do dumb minigames instead of equipping 16 items and fighting litwick for two hours at a time. they went out of their way to make this version easy to pick up play and do normally complex things in from what it appears.

And because it's so easy I have to
make sure I'm up to date on my metagaming and have all viable team comps ready to go for battlings. It's like magic but worse because it's free so I can spend all my time on it.

[Thrillho]

everything in this game is either very slow or very fast and all of the other numbers were conjured through a random number generator.

[Thrillho]

Now that I know about it, I have to actively try to not min max. Because if I fall into my old ways I will spend days upon days breeding and breeding and hatching eggs and fucking fighting only litwicks or some shit.

i mean breeding is now officially almost impossible to fuck up and super training makes it so you just have to do dumb minigames instead of equipping 16 items and fighting litwick for two hours at a time. they went out of
their way to make this version easy to pick up play and do normally complex things in from what it appears.

And because it's so easy I have to make sure I'm up to date on my metagaming and have all viable team comps ready to go for battlings. It's like magic but worse because it's free so I can spend all my time on it.

the quality of your average smogon poster is way down if that's any consolation.

[Thrillho]

like it was already floor level around when i stopped posting entirely.

[Thrillho]

the real hard hitting question: how OP is clefable?

[rezombad]

is level 1 aron still op?

[Yannaria]

Is Palkia still the best pokemon in the game