[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Lightning_Dolt]

You know why this clan is the best? We can have a break for Bohemian Rhapsody and then still have old timers say "nice, but not as good as the other time we had a break for Bohemian Rhapsody"

This clan fuckin rocks.

[Sasky]

Drafted this yesterday. I think Z might like the deck.

UR Tempo

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The card in-between Forbid and Izzet Charm is Mana Drain.

[hamfactorial]

Don't Daze me bro!

[Sasky]

Daze is such a winner. Countered everything from Jittes to Planeswalkers to Mind Twists.

[windstrider]

@Khaos -- Clan motto:
Damnant quod non succendetur. They condemn that which they cannot burn.

Dude. All of my yes.

Thought you'd like it.
I want to print business cards for FoS and DiestoRemoval.com to hand out at the lgs. I'll use that as the motto.

Cogito ergo succenderunt means I think therefore I set it on fire.

Doesn't that translate to "I think, therefore they burned?"

Not according to google translate. I found a few other sources that basically confirm it. Succendo means to kindle, burn, or to set on fire.

[zemanjaski]

Love it Sasky.

http://youtu.be/F8gPRLFRiXw

Why I like legacy UB.

He didn't even let me cast Crucible [of Worlds]. What the heck is that?

[lorddax]

So I've got a maybe a bit of downtime this weekend with the house being full of people (was supposed to be the wife and I's wedding reception, but my gram's funeral was 2 weeks ago ), thinking about working on card sleeves. Any ideas for putting in an 300+ order? Trying to come up with some good ideas for what to put on em that won't give our decks away lol

[hamfactorial]

I was going to suggest a panoramic image of red's crank, but we're not playing Commander.

[windstrider]

So I've got a maybe a bit of downtime this weekend with the house being full of people (was supposed to be the wife and I's wedding reception, but my gram's funeral was 2 weeks ago ), thinking about working on card sleeves. Any ideas for putting in an 300+ order? Trying to come up with some good ideas for what to put on em that won't give our decks away lol

Matte black card sleeves, the white FoS font that you had created in the t-shirt thread, with diestoremoval.com underneath. Something tastefully understated would look best, even though no one would accuse of of being understated. Tasteful? Sometimes. Understated? Never.

[Helios]

Cogito means "I think," ergo means "therefore." So whatever the third word means, stick that on the end. It is definitely "I think, therefore x"

[rcwraspy]

Cogito means "I think," ergo means "therefore." So whatever the third word means, stick that on the end. It is definitely "I think, therefore x"

droppin the knowledge.

as opposed to the suga.

[hamfactorial]

Lend me some Suga, I am your neighbor.

[rcwraspy]

no need to ask. We pass the Suga very liberally around here.

[Nuwen]

-erunt is a third-person plural perfect active indicative conjugation, so succenderunt means "they have burnt [actively - so they were not burnt by external force]." My dictionary says the verb can take a transitive object to imply real burning; without any object (intransitive) it comes off as a passive English translation (even if the original Latin is in the active voice). Something like "inflamed by passion."

Succendo is the first-person singular present active indicative, or "I burn [am inflamed]." This is the conjugation you'd use in "cogito ergo x," because cogito is also first-person singular present active indicative.

The gerundive participle (succendus, -undus) actually means "blushing," which is quite cute.

[Wraith223]

It is amazing to see a hard core literature/language interpretation while easily shifted to dick jokes. I would give you all a hand, but it sound as if you already have the clap. Way to happy to be part of FoS.

[rcwraspy]

I think Nuwen is T-X from T3: Rise of the Machines.

[redthirst]

I don't know what part of that was Latin and what part was suppose to be English.

[Wraith223]

It's when they mention gerunds in language use that my dick starts to painfully itch and I my eyes glaze over.

[toddulent]

Hey guys, I am trying to find info on the Pyromancer's Gauntlet deck. I don't have quite all of the cards needed (2 Chandra and 2 Mutavault), but I am close enough I can make it work. I want to read up on how to play it and I thought maybe someone knew exactly where it is.

EDIT: Found it.

[windstrider]

Nuwen's smart.
I am smrt.

[toddulent]

Annnnd I just realized redthirst's sig pic is a mooning and not a moon. Awesome.

[windstrider]

How about Cogito ergo extermino? Or Cogito ergo incendo?

[Wraith223]

Redthirst, you needed more tool box Goblins? This one is interesting. http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=11441

[redthirst]

Saw that earlier today - too many colors.

I need red Gobos.

[redthirst]

LP said something about wanting a good Jund Commander, though, and that probably fits the bill pretty well.

[Wraith223]

Someone at WoTC must be related to Goblin Welder cause it looks as if we got an ashtray.

It is good for jund, but you are right, we need more mono-colored stuff.

[Wraith223]

I kind of want to use Shattergang Thug with Olivia Voldaren. Steal>sack>rinse and repeat. ALOT of mana to that though.

[lorddax]

Seeing all this latin, what say you to a clan latin phrase on the card sleeves?

[Calamity]

latin is fuckin baller

Cogito ergo combustio bitches

EDIT: Just realized combustio is a noun and i'm bad gotta think of something else

EDIT2: Okay here's a better one: Cogito ergo ardeo

where ardeo simultaneously means burn, love, rage, be in a turmoil, AND (just for Alex) sparkle/glow

it's perfect

[DroppinSuga]

Latin makes me look smart!

[DarthStabber]

I've really liked [card]sek'kuar, deathkeeper[/card] and what jund deck doesn't want 3/1s for all it's dudes dying? Back when he was in standard, my tribal standard deck on mtgo curved into him and that worked pretty well, but honestly the bulk of the heavy lifting was done by rakdos guildmage.

[Jack]

I feel that cogitamus, ergo ardemus (we think, therefore we burn) is more fitting. Ardere has the implication that we are setting fire to something else and gives the message that "red is the thinking man's colour." We are playing burn because it is the smart thing to do.

[rcwraspy]

I feel that cogitamus, ergo ardemus (we think, therefore we burn) is more fitting. Ardere has the implication that we are setting fire to something else and gives the message that "red is the thinking man's colour." We are playing burn because it is the smart thing to do.

Someone go get the chicken dinner. Because here we have a winner.

[Helios]

I like freedom's suggestion. How about just "FOS" in landscape on the sleeves? Clean, simple, and to the point. Like lightning bolt.

[Aodh]

Were you running PyroRed, Z? That deck just shits on devotion and all-in lists.

RE: sleeves; the plural Latin idea is dope, but I fear hippopotamus jokes from the imbecils at the LGS.

[redthirst]

I just want them to say "Fires of Salvation" in a nice font.

That way when I sit down to play there's always the possibility of this happening:

Opponent: "Oh, you're one of those FoS guys?" rolleyes
Me: "One of them? Bitch, I'M THEIR KING!"

[rcwraspy]

I just want them to say "Fires of Salvation" in a nice font.

That way when I sit down to play there's always the possibility of this happening:

Opponent: "Oh, you're one of those FoS guys?" rolleyes
Me: "One of them? Bitch, I'M THEIR KING!"

Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, your dick slaps them in the back of the head.

[redthirst]

You keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not redthirst. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side...

"Whoosh!"

...from the penis that you didn't even know was there. Because redthirst's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...

[produces scale model dildo from his pocket]

A retractible penis, like a razor. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when he starts to burn you. So you know, try to show a little respect.

[Helios]

This is a quick mock-up, but....

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Don't judge me for the quality, that took like 5 minutes.

[Khaospawn]

You keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not redthirst. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side...

"Whoosh!"

...from the penis that you didn't even know was there. Because redthirst's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...

[produces scale model dildo from his pocket]

A retractible penis, like a razor. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is,
you are alive when he starts to play you. So you know, try to show a little respect.

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look... redthirt's cock and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?