So what rustles your jimmies?

[Alex]

I would totally be the blue ranger.

[Kazekirimaru]

Update: Still hate the Oxford Comma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7bB8D_mAY

[Kazekirimaru]

I fucking hate when I get $20.01 while pumping gas.

[TubeHunter]

people who discredit the power of maze's end

[Khaospawn]

People who play Maze's End.

[Kazekirimaru]

Maze's End.

[zemanjaski]

Maze's End.

[DarthStabber]

People bitching about maze's end

[zemanjaski]

Darthstabber.

[Khaospawn]

People bitching about people bitching about Maze's End.

[DarthStabber]

Darthstabber.

Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and !

[zemanjaski]

Alright , alright you've got me back on side.

[Kazekirimaru]

Darthstabber.

Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and !

Should have used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.

[DarthStabber]

Darthstabber.

Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and !

Should have used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.

Wondered how long it would take some grammar nazi to bite. You only lose if you don't accomplish your goals.

[Khaospawn]

Darthstabber.

Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and !

Should have
used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.

You only lose if you don't accomplish your goals.

[DroppinSuga]

Gun control freaks.

[Mcdonalds]

Your sister

[DroppinSuga]

People who don't like ketchup.

[Mcdonalds]

ketchup is for communists

[DroppinSuga]

Color me red.

[Mcdonalds]

I will, with this bottle of ketchup

[DarthStabber]

Bars that don't stock bitters or vermouth.

When I go to a bar I expect the bar to have all the stuff I don't keep around, and I really don't think an oldfashioned or a proper martini are so far out of the realm of what people order. A week ago I go into a new bar that had just opened up near work and ordered an oldfashioned. It came out the right color (though some of the sugar was not completely dissolved), and with the right garnish (a cherry and orange wheel), but it tasted aweful. I asked what kind of bitters they were using and they said "we don't have bitters". To which I replied "why didn't you tell me that when I ordered this?". They came back with "we didn't think it mattered". Needless to say I will not be going back.

[Khaospawn]

Ketchup pre-cum

[LP, of the Fires]

Cheap Beer. Keystone/steel reserve/bud light can all get the fuck outta my face.

[Kazekirimaru]

PBR

[Calamity]

^People that think the above is real beer

[DarthStabber]

People who look down on PBR. Being broke AND sober, there's no excuse for that.

[Kazekirimaru]

PBR is so hipster it listened to The Black Keys before they were cool.

[Calamity]

People who look down on PBR. Being broke AND sober, there's no excuse for that.

i was actually referring to LP's post, never had PBR

[DarthStabber]

I don't much care that pbr is the "hipster beer", it's the least aweful of the dirt cheap beers. If you haven't had it, good for you, you either haven't been broke, or you're not a borderline alcoholic (or some of column a some of column b).

[Captain Murphy]

Here in Aus, cheap beer is aussie beer and imported is more. Still, I'd rather get peroni for $48 a case instead of VB or XXXX for $40

[Captain Murphy]

But unless you buy fancy craft beer, all beer is cheap beer

[DarthStabber]

There's varying levels of cheap. When it comes to the bottom "shit tier" non-malt liquor beers in the US the only one that's drinkable (and that's being generous) is pbr (never drink natty lite, unless you like watered down horse piss). If I have the money it's craft beers or higher end whiskey all the the way, but I don't, because I play M:tG (i'm saving up for chandras because i'm probably going to switch from devo-red to pyrored).

[Captain Murphy]

I don't drink much anyway, but if I do its scotch, beer or cider

[zemanjaski]

+1 for Peroni. You can get Kirin or Asahi cheap too.

[photodyer]

I'm definitely not a lager person (see above posts...what passes for "beer" here makes my head want to explode), but I could be content with Asahi as a casual beverage. Needless to say, Asahi, Kirin and Peroni all demand craft-brew prices here.

On the "chafes my ass" side of things, people who snicker/wrinkle their noses at Magic and its ilk while blathering on about the latest episode of "Survivor" or >shudder< "Big Brother".

[Captain Murphy]

+1 for Peroni. You can get Kirin or Asahi cheap too.

Yeah except nobody takes Asian beer seriously, it tastes horrible

Sol Is better than corona IMO and its cheaper too

[Captain Murphy]

Made a thread for this

http://community.ist.utl.pt/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1729

[LP, of the Fires]

I generally am not a fan of any Asian beer accept Saporro. That shit is delicious.

Also new shows. Fox, MSNBC, CNN, they're all terrible, no matter what party you're aligned with.

Mosquitos. What the actual fuck.

The Midwest. Ain't nobody got time for tornado's, ice storms, 98% humidty, and random blizzards.

Condoms. A necessary evil(no religious subcontent).

Open toed shoes. I don't want to see your fucking toes. They're gross.

Marines. Those motherfuckers are loud, obnoxious, and stupid. The only substance known to man to unite Soldiers and Sailors in a bar fight.

Have I said pretentiousness yet? Pretentiousness.

Dudes talking about there dicks seriously. Joking about your dick is fine and encouraged. Actually talking about how big your dick is and how the bitches love it is dumb, especially when women are around. The best way to get a bitch interested in your junk is to keep her in the dark
about it(or be black ).

2 Chainz and most new era rappers. Ignorant fucks.

[DroppinSuga]

I wish I was LP.