Breaking Blathering 6

[( G_R )]

Because Gutter.

Yay Tom's back!

[Col. Khaddafi]

Ok people, the logs have been processed.

There was this small girls living in the jungle. The locals over there used to harass her and try to make passes at her.

pre-raid neckbeard sexual harassment

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No but seriously, what kind of sick fuck makes this kind of sexual harassment to an user wit the picture of a 15yo girl? Christ.

She decided she wanted to join the commando and fight amongst our ranks, so we were more than happy to take her under our wing. The raid was carefully planned and everyone took the assigned positions. The attack would have to be carried out from different directions, so as to create the maximum effect of surprised. It helped that it was almost dawn and even the most hardened neckbeards were down for their daily 2-3 hours of sleep between patrols.

preparations

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At this point, the tension was at its maximum. We would have to post in a coordinated fashion, following a script that would ensure that all of the speakeasy posting would be over in less than two minutes

Then, it all started. First line of order was to recover the bodies of the fallen heroes from the middle of the battlefield and to provide them with the proper military honors

Honor the Fallen, Salute, Patriot

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The team swiftly followed to the primary target, the hugatron. Little did they knew what was awaiting them...

Hugs for everyone!

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At this point though, the enemy was already regrouping,
and our lone patriot quickly took a bullet in this leg.

The empire strikes back

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Our loveliest, dearest girl quickly ran in the direction of our hero and managed to drag him behind the trenches. The battle was still going at its most fiercest!

A noble girl rises to save the day!

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Yet everyone knew we had reached a point of no-return. There wouldn't be any coming back from this mission. Still more than enough time to fire some more shots at some targets of opportunity.

More shots are fired

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In the meanwhile, our noble girl had moved forward to the secondary camp, where she
made a fierce last stand.

A target of opportunity

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But even the noblest of the girls couldn't whisthand the vicious onslaught of Evil mods MTGSalvation

Death of a patriot

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In the end, it was the lack of card tags that led to the demise of our girl

The brutality of the treatment she received will live as a day of infamy untill the end of times. Infraction after infraction was beset upon her poor soul

Never Forget

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[Col. Khaddafi]

scummy did you pick up y yet? did i just see your character?? are you a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl???

I always play as a girl. I just petted your Azurill

[Tom Servo]

Death to talibans!

[Col. Khaddafi]

Death by lack of card tags

:neverforget:

[Tom Servo]

Tom, are you the inventor of Silk Road?

I could run Silk Road at least a million times better. By "a million times better" I mean not sharing incriminating information in semi public places, using real e-mail addresses, or allegedly hiring hitmen. Fucking noob.

[Yannaria]

GET TO THE CHOPPAH

[Tom Servo]

She was tagged for termination

[( G_R )]

Aww man! Can't see the pics on this phone, I bet they're epic!

[Yannaria]

It was just days ago she appeared on Jon Stewart.
She entered an international hero, and left a reviled scum of MTGS

[Col. Khaddafi]

What an awesome raid

[Col. Khaddafi]

It was just days ago she appeared on Jon Stewart.
She entered an international hero, and left a reviled scum of MTGS

Everyone eventually leaves as a reviled sum of MTGS

[Yannaria]

Hello hello hello, is there anybody in there?

[Tom Servo]

MTGS supports child trafficking.

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[Tom Servo]

I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.

[Yannaria]

I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.

Rezombad beat you

[Tom Servo]

I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.

Rezombad beat you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI6sARmxEuc

[Yannaria]

[rezombad]

Are you implying my thanks are inferior?

[Tom Servo]

No, I'm implying that your thanks are Arcadians.

[rezombad]

[Yannaria]

coward

[DroppinSuga]

Business has certainly picked up!

[rezombad]

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[DroppinSuga]

The insurgents are back!

[Second Harkius]

Death to talibans!

Don't you mean a taloreban?

[DroppinSuga]

Oh Spammy!

[Yannaria]

Hakimullah Galsud

[Yannaria]

Mullah Abdul Razcals

[Second Harkius]

The best part is 'FlossedBeaver' proving the theory about neckbeards hitting on any user with a female name.

[iamabadman]

scummy did you pick up y yet? did i just see your character?? are you a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl???

I always play as a girl. I just petted your Azurill

fucker took awhile to make hjappy and change into an marill, then to an azumarill. he's my start bro now. gotta honedge and quilliden tooooo

[iamabadman]

also looking for a helioptile. im on route 9ish.

[iamabadman]

FOOOOUND ONNNNNEEEEE

[iamabadman]

CAAAAAAAAAAUGHT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

[iamabadman]

NOW FOR HAWLUCHA AND THE ROCK/DRAGON

[iamabadman]

I'LL HAVE 2 FIGHTERS ON MY TEAM I DUN GIVE A FUCK

[Kazekirimaru]

welcome back to the other side, tom

[iamabadman]

ANNNNNNNNNND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 47.4LBS, THE FABULOUS FLYING FIGHTING SENSATION, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MEXICAN LUCHADOR INSPIRED POKEMON, HAAAWLUUUUUUUUCHAAAAAA

[iamabadman]

IM TOTALLY POSTING GUUUUUUYS

[Blackhound]

I was bored and went on a rant in the ban appeal thread, they allow you to appeal again every 6 months if they lock it.