Breaking Blathering 6

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:18 pm

This is more inspiring than Saving Private Ryan.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:18 pm

*sigh*

All I can do now is try to recover the scout who was also sent in the scope of the mission. Lets hope he has any logs who will shed light on what happened down there...

It must have been Hell down there.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:19 pm

War is Hell.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:20 pm

Right now I can't make anything of this situation, I've receiving a lot of contradictory intel, even early this morning I received informations from our technical staff that MTGSalvation was leeching off images of this site, it all must have been a huge mess.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:22 pm

Sounds like we may need to send some of the airmen in on a bombing raid.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:27 pm

Well he did mention that the target had been hit, too many good men have died already, now its time to think about their widows and orphans more than everything else.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:29 pm

Allright guys, we have resumed the low level recon patrols, way below the enemy radar cover. Hopefully we will manage to recover our scout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4vrV-pbJ8g

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:29 pm

A foundation shall be started in honor of these courageous men. We will not let the families of these men suffer anymore than they already have!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:38 pm

He was a good, honorable man.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:39 pm

What the fuck am I even saying?

He was a TRUE Patriot.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:35 pm

:patriot:

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:35 pm

pat-riot

what a strange word

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:20 pm

Guys, good news the recovery team successfully extracted our recon soldier, and we even managed to extract the two wounded soldiers that got taken out last week, their condition is stable and it seems they are gonna make it.

No such luck for the two true patriots. The story is not nice. They were badly wounded, got suspended and tortured for a few hours before being savagely murdered by evil mods MTGSalvation with one bullet in the head each. :honorthefallen:

The intel was completely recovered and is being processed as we speak. We will be able to post the gathered data still today. But at what cost....

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:35 pm

scummy did you pick up y yet? did i just see your character?? are you a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl???

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:49 pm

Guys, good news the recovery team successfully extracted our recon soldier, and we even managed to extract the two wounded soldiers that got taken out last week, their condition is stable and it seems they are gonna make it.

No such luck for the two true patriots. The story is not nice. They were badly wounded, got suspended and tortured for a few hours before being savagely murdered by evil mods MTGSalvation with one bullet in the head each. :honorthefallen:

The intel was completely recovered and is being processed as we speak. We will be able to post the gathered data still today. But at what cost....

ETA

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:08 pm

operation extraction will commence in 3 hours

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:42 pm

boxing charmander cuz fuck u

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:31 pm

So, what have I missed?

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:46 pm

me breaking you out of jail

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:47 pm

I'M FREE!

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:48 pm

I see from your sig I missed a quality Onar meltdown

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:57 pm

G_R got banana'd

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:57 pm

Have a link Tom, good to see you.

viewtopic.php?p=98118#p98118

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:03 pm

Remember Pendulum

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:07 pm

A girl I know is currently fucking Tim Meadows. I'm not sure how they met because she works in a tiny bar in the middle of nowhere.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:09 pm

You missed the best Onar breakdown

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:09 pm

Like all good Onar Meltdowns, that one came out of nowhere. It's like he forgets who baguy is each time he tries to talk to him

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:10 pm

So, what have I missed?

Tom, we are in the middle of the most awesome dragon contest ever!

I AM PISSED OFF. LETS HOPE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN! Anyway.

*Ahem* FOOLISH MORTALS! Hear about your belated challenge of Blathering Vol. 5.

Today we will be conducting a raid on unsuspecting peasants, pillaging and plundering the countryside.

The valiant white knights and great card analysts who wish to have a shot at a new dragon trophy will do the following quest:
Create a funny thread/post in MTGS
Speakeasy using a gimmick This will be a special challenge because bonus points will be awarded. This time we have four ranks of dragon trophy's:

Pink Dragon: The already very well know Failure of Page 109 award, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ONE DRAGON TROPHY YOU NIMRODS SEEM TO BE CAPABLE OF EARNING AROUND HERE
Green Dragon: Apprentice of Page 109 trophy
Red Dragon: Scourge of Page 109 trophy
Black Dragon: Strombreath Dragon card Überanalyst of page 109.

Each one of the contestants will make at least one post on the speakeasy. It can be a new thread or just a post in an existing thread. It has to be made under a gimmick. Non-gimmick posts will be discarded! A gimmick is a poster with less than 50 posts on MTGS. Special derogations may apply. There are no limits to the number of Speakeasy posts. Bonus are stackable.

- It is advised to immediately take a screencap of the post submitted for the contest, because evil mods MTGSalvation are known to hate anything that is funny and to
deleting them on sight.
- It is advised to use TOR as a gimmick, because this will further our noble quest of getting as much unsuspecting innocents banned for being Internet terrorist scourges like Scumbag, Tom Servo or Yanni

Here are some bonus points you can earn in your quest of the black dragon trophy. Special hidden scores will also be awarded, but not disclosed.

-1: The post is not funny
+1: The post makes mention of any minorities in a humorous way
+2: The post makes allusion to any transgendered card analysts in a positive fashion (re: LogicX is a valuable member of MTGS posts).
+2: Screencaps of any deleted replies are also provided. 2 points per screencap, for a maximum of 6 bonus points
+3: Your gimmick gets banned
+5: Your gimmick gets banned for being someone else
+7: The post is in bad taste but in good humor
+10: Your gimmick gets banned for being Scumbag or Tom Servo
+15: The word RAID is mentioned by innocent bystanders
+20: The word RAID is invoked by speakeasy staff
+25:
Registering a sock puppet and replying to yourself related to the post/thread
+100: Your legit MTGS account get banned as a result of the participation on this contest
+∞ : The post is attested to induce severe nerdrage in MTGS

Any other funny shenanigans will be obviously rewarded as a bonus score as well.

Given the grave importance of this task:
You have a whole week for completing the quest!

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:19 pm

You're right, that is the most awesome dragon contest ever. My ears must have been ringing because it's gimmick time!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:24 pm

A lot of contestants have already been banned I'm about to post my entry

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:31 pm

I bet Tor still works for forum raiding. Good on the FBI for taking down freedom hosting. It's just too bad they got to the Silk Road...

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:36 pm

Oh it definitely does

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:40 pm

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:46 pm

Dat tongue

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:57 pm

Im so happy Sir Tom is back

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:00 pm

Tom, are you the inventor of Silk Road?

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:14 pm

he's out on bail......s of weed

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:20 pm

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iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:23 pm

i name my honedge muramasa because WEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOO

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:24 pm

WHY DOES STEEL NO LONGER RESIST DARK AND GHOST

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