Breaking Blathering 6

[Stardust]

My VW station wagon makes pretty much no one wet until I tell them it gets 60 mpg. Then the environmentalists are all like *swoon*.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Classic "being polite in order to more efficiently troll"

[Col. Khaddafi]

We seem to be racking dragon points like if it is our business this week.

Fuck it, I think I'm gonna enter the contest this time.

[Yannaria]

everyone should get bonus points for the mods getting angry enough to mask speakeasy

[Yannaria]

soon you'll need to have been on the site for two weeks and have fifteen posts

[( G_R )]

That's impressive. My little 206 made 64 kpg on the longest trip I've made with it, and used to do 53 kpg in the city back when new. IDK how much it's making these days, but it shouldn't have changed much, I don't really feel like I'm spending any more on petrol.

[( G_R )]

^^ @dust

[Stardust]

Kilometers per gallon? What an awkward unit.

[Stardust]

Assuming you're using the same gallon there, I guess I'm still beating you by 50%. But that's still not bad.

[Yannaria]

I get around 30 on the high way and mid twenties in town

[Yannaria]

standard transmission

[Stardust]

standard transmission

[Stardust]

You know I had to special order a manual when I bought this car a few years back? Apparently 99% of people in my city drive automatic, so the car dealerships don't even bother to carry manual transmission cars. Ridiculous.

[Yannaria]

if I can't piss everyone off by intentionally stalling at red lights on hills, I don't want to drive it

[Yannaria]

You know I had to special order a manual when I bought this car a few years back? Apparently 99% of people in my city drive automatic, so the car dealerships don't even bother to carry manual transmission cars. Ridiculous.

I bought mine second hand from a guy in Vermont. That was such a fun ride back

[Stardust]

"Intentionally".

My car's actually got this cool feature where it automatically holds the brake for about 2 seconds if you're on a hill and in gear. Not that I need it, but I thought it was spiffy when I first noticed that I wasn't rolling back.

[( G_R )]

Kilometers per gallon? What an awkward unit.

Yeah, well, my country is pretty all over the place when it comes to units:

Height: meters
Weight: pounds
Distance: kilometers
Gasoline Volume: american gallons
Milk: liters
Soda: bottles/liters
Pipe diameters: inches

Some people even sell lots (terrain) using square varas, which are a unit of measure from the old Spanish days, close to a yard. And btw, clothes and other "rolled" things are sold by the yard.

I blame the Empire.

[Yannaria]

"Intentionally".

My car's actually got this cool feature where it automatically holds the brake for about 2 seconds if you're on a hill and in gear. Not that I need it, but I thought it was spiffy when I first noticed that I wasn't rolling back.

oh so it's semi pussy mode
got ya

[Yannaria]

Kilometers per gallon? What an awkward unit.

Yeah, well, my country is pretty all over the place when it comes to units:

Height: meters
Weight: pounds
Distance: kilometers
Gasoline Volume: american gallons
Milk: liters
Soda: bottles/liters
Pipe diameters: inches

Some people even sell lots (terrain) using square varas, which are a unit of measure from the old Spanish days, close to a yard. And btw, clothes and other "rolled" things are sold by the yard.

I blame the Empire.

Penis size: nanometers

[( G_R )]

Right, cause white guys have the largest penises.

[( G_R )]

That was wacist

[Stardust]

Kilometers per gallon? What an awkward unit.

Yeah, well, my country is pretty all over the place when it comes to units:

Height: meters
Weight: pounds
Distance: kilometers
Gasoline Volume: american gallons
Milk: liters
Soda: bottles/liters
Pipe diameters: inches

Some people even sell lots (terrain) using square varas, which are a unit of measure from the old Spanish days, close to a yard. And btw, clothes and other "rolled" things are sold by the yard.

I blame the Empire.

We're actually almost the same. Fabric in meters, gasoline in liters, distance in kilometers, but fuel economy in miles per gallon. Go figure.

[Second Harkius]

**sees car talk**

**scrolls past**

[Yannaria]

Right, cause white guys have the largest penises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIx1vDKCmuU

[Yannaria]

this is America, we measure everything in french fry lengths

[( G_R )]

here in japan we have wery wery schmall peenish and you have such a rarja penish

[Second Harkius]

so small

so small

[( G_R )]

here in japan we have wery wery schmall peenish and you have such a rarja penish

^^From the YouTube comments. It's funnier because of my current avvy.

[( G_R )]

That was also wacist

[Stardust]

We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

[Second Harkius]

G_R's avvy is another face

[( G_R )]

Wasual Wacism

[Yannaria]

that was rearry racist

[Second Harkius]

G_R's avvy is another face

I'm about to give G_R avvy material for the next thirty years or so:

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[Stardust]

My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.

[HowlingMad]

[Kaitscralt]

hahahahahahaha oh wow I didn't even noticed that.

This totally means bonus points for induced nerdrage bonus

none of us noticed because we're all logged in with prospering gimmicks

[Col. Khaddafi]

You actually need to be banned from MTGS, only then can you be freed of all your fears and taboos.

[Thrillho]

My VW station wagon makes pretty much no one wet until I tell them it gets 60 mpg. Then the environmentalists are all like *swoon*.

that sounds like a kind of sex i never want to smell ever

[Col. Khaddafi]

This is my army of MTGS gimmicks