Breaking Blathering 6

[Thrillho]

and rescue obvobvobv

[Thrillho]

why do mtg players always say "seems good"?

they never say "is good", perhaps due to years of failing to make definitive claims as a result of having minimal confidence

it is said sarcastically in a calm manner when your opponent plays something very unbeatable or very bad

[Yannaria]

first pick sip of hemlock all day

[Kaitscralt]

grey merchant is best in BG from what i have seen

[Thrillho]

anything to denigrate nerds

[Kaitscralt]

first pick sip of hemlock all day

this is not unreasonable as long as there aren't any blue cards in the pack

[Yannaria]

grey merchant is best in BG from what i have seen

turn 4 gray merchant off of a voyaging satyr is good

[Thrillho]

grey merchant is best in BG from what i have seen

it is except if you don't have removal you lose to the aforementioned 2/2 flier with heroic because life is a cruel and unfair thing.

[Kaitscralt]

grey merchant is best in BG from what i have seen

it is except if you don't have removal you lose to the aforementioned 2/2 flier with heroic because life is a cruel and unfair thing.

ya but you have 2 thirst 3 whip and 2 sip

[Dragon of Grondok]

FOOLISH MORTALS

I have finally awaken from my slumber. I need to be well rested for coming up with some stupid enough games for you card analysts.

So, before we can shut down this thread here 'is what you will have to do. You willl-

[Dragon of Grondok]

What the fah

[Kaitscralt]

Duno

[Thrillho]

Dragon died of old age

[Thrillho]

And or ricin

[Kaitscralt]

meth dragoness of the czech republic

[Dragon of Grondok]

THIS IS HIGHLY NONCONFORMAL, I AM GOING TO START FUCKING SHIT UP OVER HERE, NOW I'M REALLY PISSED

[Yannaria]

can we lock the dragon in an RV with phosphine gas

[Dragon of Grondok]

[Yannaria]

or choke it with a bike lock

[iamabadman]

can we just beat gr

[iamabadman]

i hear he's in Guatemala

[Yannaria]

(Guatamalen _ Great Card Analyst)

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

IS pokemon out yet....

[Thrillho]

One week

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

too fucking long

[Thrillho]

Move to Canada or Italy.

[Thrillho]

I'm still in a convention center who or what is winning SCG

[Kaitscralt]

mono green

[Thrillho]

mono green mono creatures with only nylea who survives wrath wow cool format

[Yannaria]

mono green mono creatures with only nylea who survives wrath wow cool format

it beats mono red from what I've seen at FNM

[Yannaria]

blue white just wrathed four creatures away for his opponent to top deck only a elvish mystic

[TubeHunter]

bwr just beat naya because naya player misplayed hard

[iamabadman]

IS pokemon out yet....

THIS IS THE FINAAAAAAAAAAL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK TIL WE GET A KEYRIN POKEMOOOON

[Dragon of Grondok]

I AM PISSED OFF. LETS HOPE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN! Anyway.

*Ahem* FOOLISH MORTALS! Hear about your belated challenge of Blathering Vol. 5.

Today we will be conducting a raid on unsuspecting peasants, pillaging and plundering the countryside.

The valiant white knights and great card analysts who wish to have a shot at a new dragon trophy will do the following quest:
Create a funny thread/post in MTGS Speakeasy using a gimmick This will be a special challenge because bonus points will be awarded. This time we have four ranks of dragon trophy's:

Pink Dragon: The already very well know Failure of Page 109 award, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ONE DRAGON TROPHY YOU NIMRODS SEEM TO BE CAPABLE OF EARNING AROUND HERE
Green Dragon: Apprentice of Page 109 trophy
Red Dragon: Scourge of Page 109 trophy
Black Dragon: Strombreath
Dragon card Überanalyst of page 109.

Each one of the contestants will make at least one post on the speakeasy. It can be a new thread or just a post in an existing thread. It has to be made under a gimmick. Non-gimmick posts will be discarded! A gimmick is a poster with less than 50 posts on MTGS. Special derogations may apply. There are no limits to the number of Speakeasy posts. Bonus are stackable.

- It is advised to immediately take a screencap of the post submitted for the contest, because evil mods MTGSalvation are known to hate anything that is funny and to deleting them on sight.
- It is advised to use TOR as a gimmick, because this will further our noble quest of getting as much unsuspecting innocents banned for being Internet terrorist scourges like Scumbag, Tom Servo or Yanni

Here are some bonus points you can earn in your quest of the black dragon trophy. Special hidden scores will also be awarded, but not disclosed.

-1: The post is not funny
+1: The post makes mention of any
minorities in a humorous way
+2: The post makes allusion to any transgendered card analysts in a positive fashion (re: LogicX is a valuable member of MTGS posts).
+2: Screencaps of any deleted replies are also provided. 2 points per screencap, for a maximum of 6 bonus points
+3: Your gimmick gets banned
+5: Your gimmick gets banned for being someone else
+7: The post is in bad taste but in good humor
+10: Your gimmick gets banned for being Scumbag or Tom Servo
+15: The word RAID is mentioned by innocent bystanders
+20: The word RAID is invoked by speakeasy staff
+25: Registering a sock puppet and replying to yourself related to the post/thread
+100: Your legit MTGS account get banned as a result of the participation on this contest
+∞ : The post is attested to induce severe nerdrage in MTGS

Any other funny shenanigans will be obviously rewarded as a bonus score as well.

Given the grave importance of this task:
You have a whole week for completing the quest!

[Dragon of Grondok]

People wishing to participate in the contest but unsure about proper gimmicking techniques can PM me for experienced advice!

[Kaitscralt]

lol

[Kaitscralt]

when good ideas go bad

[Kaitscralt]

blathering bad

[iamabadman]

ruse'ding

[Col. Khaddafi]

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