Breaking Blathering 6

[Second Harkius]

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

[Second Harkius]

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

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[Kaitscralt]

zuckuss and 4-lom should be next to each other

[Kaitscralt]

but that picture is sick. saved.

[Kaitscralt]

4-1 in the MOCS

[Kaitscralt]

Preliminaries that is

[Second Harkius]

He looked at the tied up couple and smiled with his thin lips. "Four-one," he said calmly. He turned back to the monitor while the couple was left to ponder their fates.

[iamabadman]

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

Oh god oh god thats great

[Kaitscralt]

one more round

[Kaitscralt]

and in typical madding fashion i am unable to finish the tournament but wasted my day sitting through it

[Kaitscralt]

fuck my cunt

[Kaitscralt]

if i go x-1 through another big tournament and then lose the last round i am going to hang myself and that's not a joke

[Thrillho]

Lol.

[Thrillho]

#cyberbullying

[rezombad]

Everytime someone says hashtag it makes me think of hash browns. Then I become hungry, and then I become angry because I don't have hash browns.

[Thrillho]

Everytime someone says hashtag it makes me think of hash browns. Then I become hungry, and then I become angry because I don't have hash browns.

hashtag hashbrowns.

[Yannaria]

hash bricks

[Kaitscralt]

well i am 2 for 2 in theros drafts online so my nerd rage is dissipating a bit

second draft had hammer, bow and purphoros

[Thrillho]

that's a reasonable thing to draft.

[Kaitscralt]

my first draft had bident which was somewhere between the other two in 'i winningness'

[Thrillho]

caleb durward said the draft format is lightning fast and aside from opening boosters and teaching a guy how to draft i haven't drafted but in simulation and force UG ramp w/ fliers every time.

is it as fast as advertised and is heroic the "bees knees"?

[Kaitscralt]

no

[Kaitscralt]

but phalanx leader is that good

[iamabadman]

madding is terrible though

[Thrillho]

so if you draft phalanx leader and ordeals you have effectively won the game

[Kaitscralt]

sometimes. white sucks so you might just get over 9k phalanx leader and have a great deck, but if not your deck will probably suck. the key when facing the heroic deck is to just not block and make their tricks just pump spells.

[Thrillho]

what about the wind drake with heroic that thing is dreamy.

[Thrillho]

if that thing gets an aura on it it's like the most insane.

[Thrillho]

i could not beat that card when playing black

[Kaitscralt]

that guys pretty good.

[Yannaria]

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

[Yannaria]

adrian sullivan is talking about old decks

[Yannaria]

I'm convinced he's just trying to brag about how he's been playing magic for a while

[Kaitscralt]

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

it is

[Second Harkius]

why do mtg players always say "seems good"?

they never say "is good", perhaps due to years of failing to make definitive claims as a result of having minimal confidence

[Yannaria]

I'm not confident in my limited skills in Theros because I've drafted it once and forced UG but got beat by a guy with 3 Gray merchants and Rescue from the underworld for maximum value

[Second Harkius]

tell us about your childhood

[Yannaria]

A priest made me lick cream off his knees

[Kaitscralt]

why do mtg players always say "seems good"?

they never say "is good", perhaps due to years of failing to make definitive claims as a result of having minimal confidence

it is said sarcastically in a calm manner when your opponent plays something very unbeatable or very bad

[Thrillho]

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

that is a good card but mono-black is not very good at particularly anything unless you get some of the unconditional removal spells.