The thread for breaking the ice

[( G_R )]

Welcome to our MTG Community!

If you don't want to make a thread for yourself, you can introduce yourself here.

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Hi.

I'm ( G_R ), also known as GR and Gaea's Regent. I'm from Guatemala and I play Magic strictly casually and mostly in MTGO. I actually haven't played in a while, since I've been having lots of fun with internet drama moderating and admining forums and most of my MTGO budget is now spent buying online comic books from Marvel and PC video games from Steam.

I'm GaeasRegent in MODO, if you ever see me, and you will likely be facing a deck that sports Tolarian Academy.

[Glimyrpost]

Can't tell if general introductory thread or if specifically for you.

In any case, haider.

[Yannaria]

I'm Yanni.

You can call me Yanni... I play Modern and Commander for the most part. I prefer to play control and midrange decks, rarely will I play straight aggro.

[imopen2]

i'm imopen2, formally protourlakemichigan, formally imopen2.

currently i moderate the limited forum on this fancy website since that's basically all i play anymore. i'm unemployed atm, which has pushed my children's card-game time to near lapdog levels

[( G_G )]

Also not sure if this is for GR or for everyone but Hello! I'm Goblin_Grenade or GG and I live in Hawaii. Went through a life changing experience about 6 months ago so haven't had the time to play paper MtG but I still collect. I don't play online Magic as I can't support two addicting habit (paper and online). To get my fix I'm been playing DotP 2012 on ipad, it's not the same but it still gives me a MtG fix, my user name on DotP is gnasape. Looking forward to the new forum. I'm usually just lurking but willing to contribute for the greater good.

[( G_R )]

Well, anyone can make their own thread!

But I don't mind having others introduce themselves ITT

[iamabadman]

iamabadman, super awesome dude who gets bitches daily. dont be mad yo girl likes me better then you.

[Blackhound]

Hello. I am a banned member of that other website were doing things such as "thanking posts" or promoting kinder eggs in America is considerd a crime and you will be infracted.

amusingly my gimmick (which I have not posted on yet) is still not yet banned a full 2 months later.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Excellent idea!

Hello everyone, I am Col. Khaddafi!

First of all, don't believe all that propaganda from those infidels, I am alive and kicking, yet decided to give away the mantle of my pan-African leadership. These days I only wish to live a peaceful and enjoyable life hanging around on the internet.

To keep this introduction short, suffice to say that I am a very notorious Internet Scumbag. When I am not actively plotting and scheming Malicious Attacks on Websites(TM), you might find me hanging around these forums (since I'm understandably banned elsewhere). IRL speaking I do very cool things for a living, since I am a so-called rocket scientist working in space hypersonics. Long story short, I manage a research laboratory with an iron grip and I force unsuspecting people to work hard in order to further my goals.

Last but not least, It won't come to you guys as a surprise to find out that I collect [card:
2h916io7]Hypersonic Dragon[/card]'s. Send me yours with a nice autograph if you wish and I'll promise to test them in my facility in order to find out if they can survive the harsh conditions of a Mach 30 flight.

[Checkbox]

Hey guys, how much does a Polar Bear weigh?

[Checkbox]

Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm checkbox.

I'm a college student and a magic player (surprise, surprise, I know.)
I used be called xXdarthmrmaul42069Xx, but I wised up and got a real screen name thanks to a few friends. I am a cube enthusiast, I play Legacy (Enchantress FTW!), Commander (Sliver Overlord and Soraya, the Falconer and some others), and lots and lots of casual (30-ish 60-card decks with various themes). I love discussing any and all of these things, as well as some other interests of mine, which include American Football, VS System, and metal music.

Also, I collect Giant Growths. I want them all, so gimme!

[Guardman]

Hi I'm Guardman.

I used to play a lot of Magic, but then I got addicted Mafia and League of Legends, and those addictions were a lot cheaper then Magic, so yeah... I don't play too much Magic anymore.

[sqruee]

Hey there, I'm Sqruee

I'm from the Bay Area of California and I work in the banking industry despite hating it with a passion. I've played Magic off and on since high school around the Revised/Dark era, and returned around Time Spiral block. I play mostly commander online these days under the name ..... wait for it ..... Sqruee.

When not working or playing Magic I dabble in Star Wars: The Old Republic and enjoy lurking the humor subsections of forums dedicated to the discussion of magical cards.

I collect Psychic Surgery.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Im Mogadishu Jones, though you might know me from MTGS as ExpiredRascals. Im a magic enthusiast, playing all formats but with a special eye toward legacy. My favorite expansion is Torment and oh how I miss the days when mbc ruled and crackin a nantuko shade fresh out the pack was akin to sex (I imagine). These days I work as a freelance sandwich artist and casually post on forums such as this.

Hope to see you around!

[Manders]

Last but not least, It won't come to you guys as a surprise to find out that I collect Hypersonic Dragon's. Send me yours with a nice autograph if you wish and I'll promise to test them in my facility in order to find out if they can survive the harsh conditions of a Mach 30 flight.

It is now my lifelong goal to find one of these and send it to you!


Hi, guys. I'm Manders. Pretty sure I'm the only female on this site? Unless someone's hiding a lack of a crucial body part...

Anyhoo, I play Mafia more than anything. I do play Magic on
Cockatrice. I have Casual decks, EDH decks, and Pauper decks.

[Kaitscralt]

The name Madding is dead due to lethal doses of internet radiation from prolonged open web contact with MTGS, but you can call me Madding

[Captain Murphy]

Hey everyone I'm Captain Murphy, my old self was pinkfloyd and my name is Cian.
I live in Australia, its pretty cool except Ria lives here too. Oh and I don't play magic.

[teefo]

i am teefo

[Manasjap]

Manasjap here

[Glimyrpost]

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.

[Kaitscralt]

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.

your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'

[Glimyrpost]

your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'

And this...folks...is how we create community.

[imopen2]

yea......................................................awkward

[iamabadman]

Glimyrpost here.
I play MTG, hopefully mafia soon.
I like combo.

your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'

no, thats bitsy.



im the worse poster here

[Second Harkius]

I was a spammer who fought the law and the law won. My Ugly Sally handle and real life name is Theodore (Ted) Shatter.

Now I spend my time here spamming about the human condition, memes, and whatever else is up for discussion.

Likes:
Long walks on the beach
Sensual massages
Spam
Memes

Dislikes:
Threadshatting
Magumbos
Body odor
Summits

[Checkbox]

your custom title here should be 'the worst poster on mtgs'

And this...folks...is how we create community.

No... that's how we create...

an MTG Community!!! HAHAHAHAHA

-.-

[Checkbox]

I'll be here all week.

[jonnyjonski]

Hi...I'm jonnyjonski....real name Jon...inventive I know. I'm the oldest fuck on this site and still play Magic like a neckbearded man-child. I've grown fond of all these retarded fuckers from the days of guttermania and now think of them as my fucked up children. I work at a shit plant managing the construction of it getting larger to handle more shit. When this one is done I'll move to a bigger shit plant on the other side of town.

I call Baltimore home and enjoy delicious beers and seafood.

I don't consume dairy if I can help it.

[Kaitscralt]

Don't touch me there dad

[jonnyjonski]

It's for you're own good. Just know that this hurts me more than it hurts you. I'll use talc if you need me too.

[Kaitscralt]

my name is not cole, nice to meet you everyone

[Thrillho]

I am the Internet Professional known as Thrillho. Because my former handle was only alive as a vestige of a site I am now banned on, I'm going to leave that guy buried because fuck that guy.
I live in NYC and have no idea how one plays MTG in NYC. I drink a lot and write news that helps inform what your doctors do to you. Additionally, I take pretty pictures as a hobby and at some misguided attempt at e-fame. Also my name is Cole, not to be confused with Madding whose name is not Cole.

[Kaitscralt]

change the name of this thread I keep thinking it is tbgte

[( G_R )]

Changed.

[Kaitscralt]

Hey thanks

[Absolutionis]

Hello, I am Absolutionis.
If you remember me, then you're old.
Anyone I honestly cared about has migrated here, so here I am to simply reserve the username.
Maybe I'll find a game of Mafia sometime.

I read up on all the accursed shenanigans that occurred over on MTGNews.

-Harkius

[Mogadishu Jones]

Im old

[Kaitscralt]

I'm old

[jonnyjonski]

old I am

[( G_R )]

Indeed