Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Yannaria]

I think the card is caca poo but it will still be worth something because casual players love mill

[Khaospawn]

you FoS guys are all creeps

What's wrong with being a creep?

Or a crepe for that matter?

[Khaospawn]

fuck Todd Anderson

This. All day.

[DroppinSuga]

But we have Kate Upton...

[Khaospawn]

But we have Kate Upton...

Gods, yes.

In a bikini doing the Cat Daddy.

[DroppinSuga]

I just watched it like 10 times.

[Khaospawn]

I just watched it like 10 times.

I lost count after 10. I'm not lying.

Cat Daddy when I dougie.

Wheelchair stunnin'!

[Thrillho]

The card, like Tibalt has WAY to much variance. Apparently it's "the hotness" in control mirrors, but how many creatures are you playing in Control? A couple aetherlings? Angel of Serenity? Neither of those game ending bombs can be got after the first use of Ashiok,granted it might be hard for them to kill it after a couple activations but oh wait Detention Sphere and Abrupt Decay exist. Maybe you get an omenspeaker if it sees play. That's a fine use I guess?
The card gets max value in Aggro matchups, but gets steamrolled in aggro matchups.

There was a card called Nephalia Drownyard.

[Thrillho]

Like I'm pretty sure it's going to take some format balance before you can safely cast and try to win via Ashiok, but if you think this card is Tibalt you are just wrong.

[Khaospawn]

I actually approve of Ashiok. She may not be the best now, but she will be. Mark my words.

[iamabadman]

weird

[TubeHunter]

Card is fine. card will see some play maybe.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

wow spending too much time on pokemon

[TubeHunter]

i stopped caring at fairy type.

Light would be so much better as a type

[Second Harkius]

just because todd anderson bullied his wife until she broke down and allowed him to fulfill his neckbeard dream of playing mtg full time while neglecting all of his other duties does not make him a bad guy

[Second Harkius]

just because todd anderson bullied his wife until she broke down and allowed him to fulfill his neckbeard dream of playing mtg full time while neglecting all of his other duties does not make him a bad guy

however his scg story about it does.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

he is a true scumbag and shouldn't even have a wife....

[Kazekirimaru]

I actually approve of Ashiok. She may not be the best now, but she will be. Mark my words.

Nah.

[iamabadman]

i stopped caring at fairy type.

Light would be so much better as a type

fairies kill dragons and fighters dead

[Kazekirimaru]

It's nice finally having an answer to SPAM CLOSE COMBAT SPAM CLOSE COMBAT FUCK UUUU

[Mcdonalds]

One of the mods for the thesource apparently met todd anderson at a scg event and asked him why he was only playing 1 sylvan library in his deck, his response "oh I don't want to draw another", and according to a buddy of mind, the dude carries a "I'm always right" attitude as well.

Guy seems like a grade a douche.

[iamabadman]

It's nice finally having an answer to SPAM CLOSE COMBAT SPAM CLOSE COMBAT FUCK UUUU

we did, its called ghost type

[Kazekirimaru]

Nobody plays ghosts except dirty cheaters toting Wondertomb

[iamabadman]

maybe in none youtuber world

[Kazekirimaru]

What ghost type do you play

and don't say giratina or i lose all respect for you

[Checkbox]

respect for baguy

el oh el

[Clownfish]

The card, like Tibalt has WAY to much variance. Apparently it's "the hotness" in control mirrors, but how many creatures are you playing in Control? A couple aetherlings? Angel of Serenity? Neither of those game ending bombs can be got after the first use of Ashiok,granted it might be hard for them to kill it after a couple activations but oh wait Detention Sphere and Abrupt Decay exist. Maybe you get an omenspeaker if it sees play. That's a fine use I guess?
The card gets max value in Aggro matchups, but gets steamrolled in aggro matchups.

There was a card
called Nephalia Drownyard.

Like I'm pretty sure it's going to take some format balance before you can safely cast and try to win via Ashiok, but if you think this card is Tibalt you are just wrong.

I must respectfully disagree on this point. I don't think Ashiok will ever see serious constructed play, outside the possibility of someone going deep in Block Constructed. Drownyard is a whole 'nother ballgame, because it's uncounterable, doesn't cost mana, is harder to remove and lets you play more lands while having an incidental win-condition in the same slot. The opportunity cost is way lower than any non-land card you would want to play in a similar slot.

[Clownfish]

fuck Todd Anderson

I echo this sentiment

[Kaitscralt]

Poor plump Todd Anderson

[Kaitscralt]

Next person to not recognize the goodness that is Ashiok is going to get an ass kicking

[Kaitscralt]

So tonight is my first Theros draft, I will report on it afterwards

[DroppinSuga]

I'll be interested to hear about how you demolished all neckbeards in your way while drafting 6 Mythics and fucking bitches.

[Kaitscralt]

Sounds about right

[DroppinSuga]

I thought so, cause...

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!

[iamabadman]

What ghost type do you play

and don't say giratina or i lose all respect for you

in ou there are 2 popular ghost types, the offensive gengar, and the greatest wall ever energyball jellicent, not counting the lower tiered ghost types also

[Yannaria]

kijin the comparison to drownyard is wayyyyy off because basically what clownfish said.

[Second Harkius]

who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

[Yannaria]

[Thrillho]

I actually approve of Ashiok. She may not be the best now, but she will be. Mark my words.

have we 100% confirmed ashiok is a woman? i wasn't sure what gender is ascribe to a face-melty horned demon gray skinned thing

[Thrillho]

Card is fine. card will see some play maybe.

astute card evaluation