Dies to Removal

Yarpus

You're no fun.

Yarpus

BRB, on my quest to become uber-trash.
But you know, we have Shrapnel Blast in format. And Darksteel Citadel. And Hammer of Purphoros.

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God, Red sucks these days. At least in Standard.
All you can build in regard of Aggro is pump-sligh which is... unstable.
When your best card is Minotaur Skullfucker... I mean Skullcleaver, you know something went really, really wrong.

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http://magiccards.info/scans/en/jou/150.jpg I think this mothafucka awaits for someone to play Boros Deck Wins. I think this is a good time for RDW as overall. I think unkillable Pyreheart Wolf with damage prevention and without that 1/1 creature attached is good. [deck]Creatures (24): 4 Rakdos Cac...

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Scrump me harder, bro.
Not looking at meta, I think there's some nice possibility of small red Aggro. Combination of Purphoros + Flamespeaker + Good creatures + good "cannot block" effects seem nice.

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K, I was always proud budgcaj.

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Well, I've played lots of control in past - then some weird, budget combos and I got turned to Red. As long as you can create Red deck with at least some decision making - there's no reason to not to play it if you like it.
Some Control decks were much, much dumber than some Red decks we all played.

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This card is really fucking good.

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[deck]Creatures (28) 4 Rakdos Cackler 4 Firedrinker Satyr 2 Legion Loyalist 4 Ash Zealot 4 Borderland Marauder 4 Prophetic Flamespeaker 4 Paragon of Fierce Defiance 2 Purphoros, God of the Forge Other Spells (10): 2 Chandra, Pyromaster 4 Lightning Strike 4 Stoke the Flames Lands (22): 2 Mutavault 20...

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Some M15 opinions: Wall of Essence seems to be a good aggro stopper. Reminds me of Wall of Omens a bit, but you gain lifegain instead of another card. Unlike WoO, it's good early game and worse late-game. Still, card looks playable. Can't really judge Ajani without seeing what kind of white creature...

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Yo redthirst.

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f you think taking a Magic career to figure out when you should cast Brainstorm makes you better than a Standard player, you're wrong. You're hiding beneath banned and broken cards in an obsolete forum that the games creators no longer care about. Posting the words "skill" and "inten...

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Yep, for people who watched Witcher 3 trailer/gameplay.
Fuck yea, Poland.

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HER NAME IS DONNA.
THOUGHT WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS MATTER.

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If that's directed at me, sorry, I don't get the reference at all.

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God, I forgot about Machine Head's cover of Hallowed by the Name. There's also an awesome cover of Aces High by Children of Bodom. Very finnish, still, kinda cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK1lMfYX0zo Oh, or just scroll till you'll hear guitar/keyboard solos. I'm at this weird stage of being ...

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We die, You live. Yep, that was nice and exciting journey. We just went our ways I guess. People here either dropped from MTG or got semi/full professional. And people's attitude has changed a lot. Just look how this forum got too small for Zem's ego. Can't blame him for that - he did a lot of good ...

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Mhm, it works like that here as well as long as we talk about Not-a-Family. In case of family, you need to find them an equal or better flat to live in for similiar price. Easily and disgustingly abused. Basically when you rented a room for a family, you got yourself fucking cockroaches. And if you'...

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I have a question towards the citizens of Murica. I want to ask you about your freedom'n'stuff. Is there any law that would prevent you from kicking out a family that rents a room in your house? We have something like that in Poland and it was abused for a long time (you rented a room for a family, ...

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Virgin-seal.

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I remember when he did it for France.

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No sour brother

Fixed that for ya!

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I think fucking japaneese people sideways could be a good idea.
They still try to run away, but at least you get all the fun.

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Didn't had access to internet for a longer while. I also had to deal with stuff. Broke up with girlfriend just for an example. Weird shit, weird times. I'm totally off MTG now, so consider me to be mostly a companion for a dick paegantry. Oh, and even as a fan of ERB I have to say this shit is next ...

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What would you expect me to say after ~100 pages without me.
Penis.

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Spoiler Review Aegis of the Gods: decent. Stops Thoughtseize and Boros Charm. <3 Banishing Light: yay, Oblivion Ring! Godsend: seems like a Legacy material for Stoneforge Mystic. Font of Fortunes: Finally some early game draw. Sigiled Starfish: Nice wall that fixes your top all day. Gnarled Scarhid...

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Hyperbolised theories during spoiler season. Bitch, did you just call me? Ioras seems like a great card for not cool enough deck. Creature-based decks are easy to hate out this format (which is why burn works well). Omenspeaker is better than this wall. And he's not good. Reason? Speed. The reason w...

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Yarpus... where the hell are you, like city country etc?

Poland as fuck.

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Yo. Quick report. So for 2-3 weeks I was kinda homeless. Most of time I've stayed at my girlfriend's apartment so it wasn't that bad (except of the situations when you ask your girlfriend during her PMS to leave a room for a moment so you can masturbate) aand I've managed to find a new flat close to...

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I disagree with Sham being such a low tier deck in arena.
Everything depends on amount of Fire Elementals you expect to draft.
Yes, I had 4 Fire Elementals, 3 +2/0 atttack tottems, 3 manatide totems, 2 polymorphs. Beat that suckah.

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We all do.
Damn it.

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All I can say for the hilarious photos is: Butt(crack)hurt.

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The issue is: burn doesn't suit me at all, while I know no shit about what's played now and what kind of deck should I build. And I'm still kinda budgcaj so I'd probably go for some kind of cheap GR Aggro and die to MonoB and Burn all day. [deck]Creatures (24): 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Rakdos Cackler 4...

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There's a chance I'll score a return to paper MTG. The new flat I'll possibly rent is face-to-face to mah old LGS.

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@ Yarpus: Poverty is not a good diet if you are unable to afford healthy food. On the one hand that was a joke. On the second hand, I really do starve myself for few days from time to time - and not because of budget. Well, I have to admit that I still suffer consequences of taking so many drugs an...

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You know what's the best diet?
Poverty.

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Shit is hard.

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Yo. I work in a bank. Today we had a huge system breakdown and electricity shortage.
When I started joking about Putin coming for our asses, some people were like "goddamnit, stop joking like that!" and generally panicking.
III World War gets into our heads I guess.

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Draft sucks dick ass. I know it since my opponent had Thragtusk and I had Wit's End.
I fucking hate draft.
Draft should die to thousands of cancers.

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Yo, didn't knew that you're Modo God Kait.
Never knew where you were unleashing all dat MTG swag of yours.
Mah boi.

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